Because I had them in a compromising position.
It's funny, the guys in my group thought I was soooo lucky to be able to go into the dressing room everytime I had to go pee. What they didn't know is if they went back there, the illusion they are paying for would be shattered and they wouldn't want anything to do with those women.
Because I had them in a compromising position.
I think she was wearing pumps.
Which, of course, made the whole illusion even more classy than it already was.
LOL!!
I'd like to see SilBlack get drunk at a ty bar.
That would be funny as .
I'd send a stripper to rub The Reverend's just to cause a scene.
At Tiffany's Cabaret (On Wurzbach) I got my picture taken but it was with a polaroid and it cost money. Then again, I was drunk with a practically nekked girl on my lap, what did I care?![]()
That's where they gave me about the camera phone.
They said they wanted to "protect the 'lady's' privacy". Like people wouldnt guess with the four children she has with four other men and her sleeping all day and "working" all night.
I was quite offended that they threatened to take my phone away or make me leave. I was really bothered by it all until one of the dancers offered to give me a hand job. Then it all went away.
See? There ya go. It worked out in the end.
Plus it's something about knowing that you have seen that person in the flesh so to speak...![]()
The "paying to get teased" aspect of strip clubs has rarely made sense to me -- a good drunk or having a female companion has occasionally helped me to see the light, though.
SCUBA gear, actually. Depending on grooming preferences.
Not me.![]()
No madam, you are not worthy.
Perhaps if you refrained from using a Powder Puff Girl in your signature, you might be reconsidered.
You probably went to one of those...ugh...west side high schools.![]()
If I remove Buttercup I might be able to join the ranks of the Elite?! ing straight I will!!!
I did go to an elite high school, but not here. Although I didn't do the sorority thing, I WAS the "Band Sweetheart" on the homecoming court; does that count for anything?
Band Sweetheart=blow banged the entire band.
You might have...then this whole "Band Sweetheart" thing came out.
No dice.
No, just the band director!
Yea, but I got it by screwing the band director!! Doesn't that count for ANYTHING?
Being a band may get you recognition where you are from but it means nothing in the Quattro.
I'll second that!
Okay I didn't really screw the band director, I just said that to sound cool. Are there any other accomplishments you will take into consideration?
No, much like you were in high school...
you're ed.
my lesbian boss said " doubling fisting" I laughed
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