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  1. #1176
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    It's funny, the guys in my group thought I was soooo lucky to be able to go into the dressing room everytime I had to go pee. What they didn't know is if they went back there, the illusion they are paying for would be shattered and they wouldn't want anything to do with those women.
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  2. #1177
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Why would you take pictures of skanky women in a ty bar with a ty camera phone when you can just go home and get good, clear picturs for free on the internet?
    Because I had them in a compromising position.
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  3. #1178
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    How does a one-armed woman get those stripper heels strapped on? Does one of the other girls help them? Cus them wimmens are es. I know, cus when a woman goes to a strip bar, the only women's bathroom is in the dressing room. Not only are those women y, but they are nasty, too. And on their period, from the evidence on the bathroom floor. Klassy.
    I think she was wearing pumps.
    Which, of course, made the whole illusion even more classy than it already was.
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  4. #1179
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    LOL!!

    I'd like to see SilBlack get drunk at a ty bar.

    That would be funny as .
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  5. #1180
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I'd send a stripper to rub The Reverend's just to cause a scene.
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  6. #1181
    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Can you take photos in a strip club? I would imagine they would frown on that. I'll let the experts answer ... I have a feeling they know.
    At Tiffany's Cabaret (On Wurzbach) I got my picture taken but it was with a polaroid and it cost money. Then again, I was drunk with a practically nekked girl on my lap, what did I care?
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    At Tiffany's Cabaret (On Wurzbach) I got my picture taken but it was with a polaroid and it cost money. Then again, I was drunk with a practically nekked girl on my lap, what did I care?
    That's where they gave me about the camera phone.

    They said they wanted to "protect the 'lady's' privacy". Like people wouldnt guess with the four children she has with four other men and her sleeping all day and "working" all night.

    I was quite offended that they threatened to take my phone away or make me leave. I was really bothered by it all until one of the dancers offered to give me a hand job. Then it all went away.
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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    That's where they gave me about the camera phone.

    They said they wanted to "protect the 'lady's' privacy". Like people wouldnt guess with the four children she has with four other men and her sleeping all day and "working" all night.

    I was quite offended that they threatened to take my phone away or make me leave. I was really bothered by it all until one of the dancers offered to give me a hand job. Then it all went away.

    See? There ya go. It worked out in the end.
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  9. #1184
    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    Why would you take pictures of skanky women in a ty bar with a ty camera phone when you can just go home and get good, clear picturs for free on the internet?

    Plus it's something about knowing that you have seen that person in the flesh so to speak...
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    Get Refuel! FromWayDowntown's Avatar
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    The "paying to get teased" aspect of strip clubs has rarely made sense to me -- a good drunk or having a female companion has occasionally helped me to see the light, though.
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    breathe?

    Is that a verb?

    Like using a snorkel, or something?
    SCUBA gear, actually. Depending on grooming preferences.
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  12. #1187
    You are not worthy. QuattroElite's Avatar
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    Are you elite?
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  13. #1188
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Not me.
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  14. #1189
    You are not worthy. QuattroElite's Avatar
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    No madam, you are not worthy.

    Perhaps if you refrained from using a Powder Puff Girl in your signature, you might be reconsidered.

    You probably went to one of those...ugh...west side high schools.
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  15. #1190
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    No madam, you are not worthy.

    Perhaps if you refrained from using a Powder Puff Girl in your signature, you might be reconsidered.

    You probably went to one of those...ugh...west side high schools.
    If I remove Buttercup I might be able to join the ranks of the Elite?! ing straight I will!!!

    I did go to an elite high school, but not here. Although I didn't do the sorority thing, I WAS the "Band Sweetheart" on the homecoming court; does that count for anything?
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  16. #1191
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Band Sweetheart=blow banged the entire band.
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    You are not worthy. QuattroElite's Avatar
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    If I remove Buttercup I might be able to join the ranks of the Elite?! ing straight I will!!!

    I did go to an elite high school, but not here. Although I didn't do the sorority thing, I WAS the "Band Sweetheart" on the homecoming court; does that count for anything?

    You might have...then this whole "Band Sweetheart" thing came out.

    No dice.
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  18. #1193
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Band Sweetheart=blow banged the entire band.
    No, just the band director!
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  19. #1194
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    You might have...then this whole "Band Sweetheart" thing came out.

    No dice.
    Yea, but I got it by screwing the band director!! Doesn't that count for ANYTHING?
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  20. #1195
    You are not worthy. QuattroElite's Avatar
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    Yea, but I got it by screwing the band director!! Doesn't that count for ANYTHING?

    Being a band may get you recognition where you are from but it means nothing in the Quattro.
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  21. #1196
    Believe. TheQuattro's Avatar
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    Being a band may get you recognition where you are from but it means nothing in the Quattro.
    I'll second that!
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  22. #1197
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Being a band may get you recognition where you are from but it means nothing in the Quattro.
    Okay I didn't really screw the band director, I just said that to sound cool. Are there any other accomplishments you will take into consideration?
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  23. #1198
    You are not worthy. QuattroElite's Avatar
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    No, much like you were in high school...

    you're ed.
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  24. #1199
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    my lesbian boss said " doubling fisting" I laughed
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  25. #1200
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    QuattroElite is a lame troll.
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