another whottt do you really hate? thread

[CuckingFunt]

...and btw, pu**y isnt supposed to smell like fish. If it does, avoid at all costs.

If youre used to banging hoodrats and other college s, Im sure you dont know what a well kept woman is supposed to be like.

I'm tired of overhearing guys on campus make really horrible comments about oral sex and women in general just because they have low standards.

[JoeChalupa]

Let me rephrase. There is nothing wrong with having a lot of sex with as many different women/men as you can get your hands on. I just don't want to hear about your conquests. Of course you've had more sex than me. I'm married. So stop rubbing it in my face asshole.

I've been with my wife for 15 yrs so I understand. I don't want to hear about a lot of stuff but this is a forum so it comes with the territory. And the jokes and puns about female odor have been told for centuries and will continue to be. Sometimes even the best hygiene can still leave an odor so it doesn't necessarily mean low standards.

[Shelly]

Oh yes you mother- ing can.

The mere smell of fish or any creature that breathes underwater initiates my gag reflex.

Happened last night actually. My wife warmed up some fish or some from lunch and I came from outside to eat. Immediately, I was no longer hungry yet I hadnt eaten all day (and still havent yet).

I dont go out to eat much because of it.

Ditto. The mere smell of seafood grosses me out. Blech.

[Summers]

I haven't seen that commercial, but... ugh. I was one of a picky eater when I was a kid (still am to a certain degree), but I knew going in that I would be eating whatever food my mom put in front of me, even if it meant sitting at the table for three hours staring at brussels sprouts.

My response to "I don't want that" is "Then you can go hungry." A couple times my 6-year-old has tried to fake me out by looking at something and saying, "Mom, I want to go hungry", but he usually drinks his milk and picks at his side dish.

[Spurminator]

I haven't seen that commercial, but... ugh. I was one of a picky eater when I was a kid (still am to a certain degree), but I knew going in that I would be eating whatever food my mom put in front of me, even if it meant sitting at the table for three hours staring at brussels sprouts.

[Spurminator]

Also, people who take the elevator up one floor when there is a flight of stairs nearby.

[mrsmaalox]

My response to "I don't want that" is "Then you can go hungry." A couple times my 6-year-old has tried to fake me out by looking at something and saying, "Mom, I want to go hungry", but he usually drinks his milk and picks at his side dish.

I've never been the type to get real torqued about what my little darlings eat (2 are taller than me now!) so one of the first independent skills I taught was pouring a bowl of cereal. They had to sit with us, at least take a taste of each thing and then decide if they would dig in or go for the cereal. But I did have alot of trouble with their father, who thought it was "mean" to make them get their own cereal!!

[desflood]

My response to "I don't want that" is "Then you can go hungry." A couple times my 6-year-old has tried to fake me out by looking at something and saying, "Mom, I want to go hungry", but he usually drinks his milk and picks at his side dish.

That sounds familiar. A couple of nights ago my son (who refused to even taste his lasagna) came downstairs after bedtime and said, "Mom, I don't want to be the kid who goes to bed on an empty stomach." I just smiled at him really nicely and said, "Then you can be the kid who eats his lasagna."

[ashbeeigh]

Oh my god oh my god oh my god. Where do I start?


People who struggle for help and then when you tell them how to fix the problem accuse you of eavesdropping. WHAT THE ?!

Loud People X10000000 If I wanted to listen to your conversation I would have come up to you and listened to it.

People who don't follow directions. If I told you to fax something one place...fax it there. If I told you to scan it..scan the damn thing.

People who cuss at work. No thanks. I'll pass. That's not appropriate.

Yes, people that drive in the lane piss me off to no end as well. Move the over! Please.

Oh, and people who don't use their blinkers. There's a reason you have one! So I know what you're doing!

I'll add more later. Maybe a lot more.

[Strike]

People who ask couples, "Why don't you have kids yet?

Used to drive me NUTS when my wife and I were still together.

Why? WHY? I'LL TELL YOU WHY!!! NONE OF YOUR ING BUSINESS!!! THAT'S WHY!!!

Now go stand in front of a combine harvester!!!!

[SpursWoman]

Loud People X10000000 If I wanted to listen to your conversation I would have come up to you and listened to it.

Jeeeeezus Christ. We have this lady in the office (in her mid-40's, never married & lives with her mother) who talks on the phone with her mother (hard of hearing) all ing day long. I know her mom's social security number, how much money she has in all of her bank accounts, what they are having for dinner (every day), when all of her doctors appointments are and when the Via Trans is picking her up for her physical therapy. We also know that Activia gives her explosive diarrhea.

She's been here about a year and a half and this is all day, everyday. And is usually accompanied by ferocious keyboard/fake nail pounding.

[desflood]

People who ask couples, "Why don't you have kids yet?"

On the flip side: People who visit the woman who just had a baby in the hospital and ask "So, when are you going to have the next one?" My father-in-law did that to me after a horrible labor and almost nine years later I'm still a bit peeved about it.

[Summers]

Loud People X10000000 If I wanted to listen to your conversation I would have come up to you and listened to it.

That made me think of this time RG, my brother, and I took a nice long cross-country train ride. For one leg of the trip, there was this super loud guy who said " " as often as he could and he sounded like one of those guys who's just full of crap. So he told this story, loudly, about how he used to date this girl whose family owned the land Chimney Rock was on so they used to climb Chimney Rock all the time. We were about 6 seats in front of the guy so I whispered to my brother "You can't climb Chimney Rock can you?" and my brother said as loudly as he could, "Of course not! Chimney Rock's a national park!!"

[HeadBanger]

People who ask me why I don't have a girlfriend and then ask if I'm gay.

[ashbeeigh]

Jeeeeezus Christ. We have this lady in the office (in her mid-40's, never married & lives with her mother) who talks on the phone with her mother (hard of hearing) all ing day long. I know her mom's social security number, how much money she has in all of her bank accounts, what they are having for dinner (every day), when all of her doctors appointments are and when the Via Trans is picking her up for her physical therapy. We also know that Activia gives her explosive diarrhea.

She's been here about a year and a half and this is all day, everyday. And is usually accompanied by ferocious keyboard/fake nail pounding.

Argh! Lame! I had/have the secretary's spot at our office even though I'm not the secretary so I don't have a door. I can hear everything...and we share an office with another group so I can hear everything they do. I know the First Time Homebuyer program by heart and know a lot of people's cases...sometimes better than the housing counselors themselves.

Your situation sounds worse though! I'm sure I could come up with some from when I was at West...but it's been well over a year since I did any of that...

[ashbeeigh]

People who ask me why I don't have a girlfriend and then ask if I'm gay.

Which of course, begs the question...are you?


For girls it's not bad to be single, she's just waiting for "the one."

Well...until she's like an old cat lady...and I'm getting there...

[mrsmaalox]

On the flip side: People who visit the woman who just had a baby in the hospital and ask "So, when are you going to have the next one?" My father-in-law did that to me after a horrible labor and almost nine years later I'm still a bit peeved about it.

that's funny. I had a horrible 24 hour labor with my first baby as well. As we were taking him home, the nurses all turned and said "See you next year!" I thought "NEVER AGAIN". But I was back the next year And the next year And the one after that

[HeadBanger]

Which of course, begs the question...are you?


For girls it's not bad to be single, she's just waiting for "the one."

Well...until she's like an old cat lady...and I'm getting there...

Well, at least I don't have to worry about being a bag.

[ashbeeigh]

Well, at least I don't have to worry about being a bag.

I should have changed it to read a bit more snarky and sarcastic. I didn't mean it that way. I'm sorry, a million times over.

[balli]

WTF is that???? Some epicurean looking mom is going to the trouble to make a fresh, healthy meal in an extremely nice looking kitchen and her ing ginger asshole kid, who's not culturally aware enough to pronounce two ll's as a y, starts ing and she just immediately caves and gets him pizza? I agree 100% with whoever brought that commercial up. Sickening. It's everything that's wrong with America compressed into a 30 second clip.

[Shelly]

People who don't know that a lot is two words.

1. Allot is a verb that means to distribute, to assign a portion, or to divide.
Example: The instructor allotted me 20 minutes to take the test.
Example: They allotted six square feet per family.

2. Alot means nothing because it is not a word in the English language and therefore should not to be used.

3. A lot (two words) is an informal phrase meaning a large portion or large quan y of something. According to what I read it is proper to use “a lot” when describing non-countable quan ies such as water, sand, ice, or time. The word “many” should be used when describing countable items such as hours, people, or books. I doubt I will be able to change my usage, “He has many books” does not carry the same meaning to me as “He has a lot of books”.
Example: A lot of water has passed under the bridge.
Example: I don’t have a lot of time to make amends.

[Richard Cranium]

People who don't know that a lot is two words.

1. Allot is a verb that means to distribute, to assign a portion, or to divide.
Example: The instructor allotted me 20 minutes to take the test.
Example: They allotted six square feet per family.

2. Alot means nothing because it is not a word in the English language and therefore should not to be used.

3. A lot (two words) is an informal phrase meaning a large portion or large quan y of something. According to what I read it is proper to use “a lot” when describing non-countable quan ies such as water, sand, ice, or time. The word “many” should be used when describing countable items such as hours, people, or books. I doubt I will be able to change my usage, “He has many books” does not carry the same meaning to me as “He has a lot of books”.
Example: A lot of water has passed under the bridge.
Example: I don’t have a lot of time to make amends.

That really bothers me alot too. I can't stand it.

[ashbeeigh]

S y, you would like this 32 Most Commly Misused Words.

Surprisingly, a lot is not on the list.

[desflood]

32 Most Commly Misused Words.

That's a good list. "Could/Would of" instead of "Could/Would have" bothers me to no end.

[balli]

People who say cool beans, ton and brosef.

I don't like it when people type brah, because I would sometimes like to, but I refrain.