Kobe's such a D-Bag

[Chieflion]

I Love Mamba!!!

Still a bag.

Maybe Duncan should learn to make his teammates better, Kobe does.

Doesn't make him any less of a bag, assuming Kobe even knows how to make his teammates better.

Kobe is still a bag, beat that.

[djohn2oo8]

Maybe Duncan should learn to make his teammates better, Kobe does.

Says Gasol and Shaq

[Chieflion]

We don't pay Kobe to go out and try to achieve the Moral Man of the Year Award. He's paid to go out and kick ass. Duncan can be the nice guy, we got the , .

It is good to see a Laker fan finally admit Kobe Bryant is a , anyone else? We will leave Tim Duncan being a nice guy in another thread. Thank you very much for your honesty.

Kobe Bryant is still a bag, beat that.

[rhyputa]

It is good to see a Laker fan finally admit Kobe Bryant is a , anyone else? We will leave Tim Duncan being a nice guy in another thread. Thank you very much for your honesty.

Kobe Bryant is still a bag, beat that.

Hey girl, how ya doin?

[Chieflion]

Hey girl, how ya doin?

If I am a girl, then you must be a real . Stay on topic, please.


Kobe is a bag, beat that.

[rhyputa]

If I am a girl, then you must be a real . Stay on topic, please.


Kobe is a bag, beat that.

If i were a , then you must be son of a .

You're son of a , beat that!

[Chieflion]

If i were a , then you must be son of a .

You're son of a , beat that!

First of all, my mom and dad are not es, so I am not a son of a (beat it). Thanks for your pointless contribution. Now, back to discussion on why Kobe is a bag. I would not want to stray off-topic, but you are definitely a though, have you finished sucking on Kobe's hard-on?

Kobe is still a bag, beat that.

[djohn2oo8]

* The Official Kobe Bryant bag Checklist

1. Break up a team that won 3 les together - check
2. Demanding a trade after you broke up the team - check
3. Demanding Bynum be traded through the media - check
4. Cheating on your wife with an ugly, dirty ass hoe - check
5. Asking if he could in her face (Just do that ) - check
6. Ratting out Shaq during the interrogation - check
7. Not caring if your team wins or loses, just as long as you get yours - check
8. Buying the wife you cheated on a million dollar ring - check
9. Complaining to the refs after every call you think was bad - check
10. Be a fake, media - check

[TheMACHINE]

* The Official Kobe Bryant bag Checklist

1. Break up a team that won 3 les together - check
2. Demanding a trade after you broke up the team - check
3. Demanding Bynum be traded through the media - check
4. Cheating on your wife with an ugly, dirty ass hoe - check
5. Asking if he could in her face (Just do that ) - check
6. Ratting out Shaq during the interrogation - check
7. Not caring if your team wins or loses, just as long as you get yours - check
8. Buying the wife you cheated on a million dollar ring - check
9. Complaining to the refs after every call you think was bad - check
10. Be a fake, media - check
11. Tease the Rockets and rip thier hearts out - check
12. Win championship 2009 - check
13. Win Finals MVP - check
14. Swap former DPOY for 38% fg shooting Ariza - check
15. Maintain First place in the West - check

sounds good.

[HarlemHeat37]

LOL dsf and djohn just ethered this thread..I thought djohn was actually being kind of nice with that list, he could have made it a lot worse, very classy of him..

[namlook]

Yea it's all good...

To me, after Mike... the next 7 or so (Kareem, Russell, Wilt, Oscar, Magic, Duncan, Bird), can be reasonably debated. It's just so hard because of the different eras. Plus, you gotta understand as a Spurs fan talking with Laker fans, of course I'm taking TD over Magic.

Duncan over Magic. ROTFLMAO. No chance. Magic over Bird too, clearly. 5 rings to 3 and many more finals appearances.

[HarlemHeat37]

I want to take namlook's post seriously, but it's very difficult to forget that he said Scottie Pippen was the best player in the NBA for numerous years..kind of kills his credibility..

[redzero]

* The Official Kobe Bryant bag Checklist

1. Break up a team that won 3 les together - check
2. Demanding a trade after you broke up the team - check
3. Demanding Bynum be traded through the media - check
4. Cheating on your wife with an ugly, dirty ass hoe - check
5. Asking if he could in her face (Just do that ) - check
6. Ratting out Shaq during the interrogation - check
7. Not caring if your team wins or loses, just as long as you get yours - check
8. Buying the wife you cheated on a million dollar ring - check
9. Complaining to the refs after every call you think was bad - check
10. Be a fake, media - check

What about the elbow flinging?

[Chieflion]

* The Official Kobe Bryant bag Checklist

1. Break up a team that won 3 les together - check
2. Demanding a trade after you broke up the team - check
3. Demanding Bynum be traded through the media - check
4. Cheating on your wife with an ugly, dirty ass hoe - check
5. Asking if he could in her face (Just do that ) - check
6. Ratting out Shaq during the interrogation - check
7. Not caring if your team wins or loses, just as long as you get yours - check
8. Buying the wife you cheated on a million dollar ring - check
9. Complaining to the refs after every call you think was bad - check
10. Be a fake, media - check

Sons, it could have been a lot worse. Like being a backpedaller like we always knew he was. Sounds like some of the Laker fans here.

[Chieflion]

Did you go to bed, or did you just stay up seething with hate?

My timezone is different from yours. So, according to this, I didn't stay up nor go to sleep. But you know what, stay on topic, please, thank you.

Kobe is still a bag, beat that.