You and spurraider are the only ones who BELIEVED!
Praise be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have come to redeem the losers, trolls, and atheists on ST, especially the one known as chump who needs it the most and will become my lowest disciple.
Sorry to break it to you -
there are some really ty people in this planet that might be candidates for saving....despite their tiness
but they are not in here -
In here - they need to be "let go"
Sorry to break it to you -
there are some really ty people in this planet that might be candidates for saving....despite their tiness
I am their Troll God, sayeth I.
Thus the trolls on ST will be my disciples and go forth into the world and forgive others as I forgive them on here!
but they are not in here -
In here - they need to be "let go"
eh i was party right
It took a little longer than Jesus, He being the Son of God and All, but I came as called.
are you sure that part of the bible isn't just allegory?It took a little longer than Jesus, He being the Son of God and All, but I came as called.
Having died, resurrected, and come back to ST, I am sure of everything now.
I am their Troll God.
I am worshipped best when the trolls are trolling me.
That is their true devotion.
Thus I am able to forgive, for they know not what they do.
You are forgiven, my son.
Please go back to giving me your devotion and worship by ridiculing me some moore.
Your station may improve by the amount of ridicule you place allowing me to serve as your Troll God and thus serving me with your trollish ways.
I will just keep asking you why this shtick?
Why not?
But I prefer your trollish devotion through your trollish ridicule, thank you very much.
Unfortunately you know the least of what you do, of all of my devotees!
Which is why you ask so many questions that you should already know the answer to, yet make up your own conclusions for.
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I forgive you your ignorance too, you know not what you do!
Bow down and pray to the Father.
Confess your sins to me and ye shall be forgiven!
Or forever spend you time in eternal damnation!
Yes.
And ARISEN to redeem the lost poor pathetic ignorant ST trolls and/or atheists on here.
You must go on, my son.
Forgive these ignorant trolls for they know what not they do!
I am their TROLL GOD, sayeth ME.
You and spurraider are the only ones who BELIEVED!
Praise be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have come to redeem the losers, trolls, and atheists on ST, especially the one known as chump who needs it the most and will become my lowest disciple.
It took a little longer than Jesus, He being the Son of God and All, but I came as called.
You didn't answer the question.
What motivated you to plan this shtick for two weeks instead of just posted like a regular person?
I did, I said "why not".
You always have had a tough time with reading comprehension.
Which is why you have the furthest way to go.
Why not?
Because it was a complete failure out of the gate.
You started worshiping me, for Pete's sake.
Your worship of me is much appreciated, but you really have to do better than that IMHO.
The moore you troll, the moore devoted you become to me and I am able to serve by forgiveness to facilitate your redemption.
Get it now?
Doesn't work that way.
lol moore
How did you get to be a worse speller over your break?
More and moore questions.
You really do love your questions, over 86,000 posts worth and all designed to troll.
Please, by all means, keep it up.
As long as you keep worshiping me like you said you did.
Translation: you meant to say worshipping me since I am your Troll God and you are my devotee.As long as you keep worshiping me like you said you did.
Get it right, God does, and He isn't amused with your confusion on this matter.
No, you said you worshiped me.
Don't start speaking for God on this. You've lost your mind.
Death is a black beauty who kneels at the gate of every man.
You misunderstood me again. You do that often too.
I can show you many quotes of what I said and thus you know what I mean.
You cannot twist it in your favor, it does not support the facts.
You said you worshiped me.
I don't know why you admitted it, but you did. I'm sure it smarts.
No, you misunderstood me. I said you worship me and are my devotee and soon maybe one of my disciples.
I never veered from that.
Except when you said "you're welcome" after I thanked you for worshiping me.
Thanks again for admitting you worship me.
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