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  1. #101
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    Get the strippers. He told you when he was sober that he didn't want them and I'm pretty sure the fiancee's influence is showing. Now, what kind of hetero man doesn't wanna see ties on his last night of bachelorhood, especially with copious amounts of liquor involved? Unless this is some lame event orchestrated by the fiancee (who'll probably be at the local banana-hammock bar throwing around penis-shaped lollipops), you and your fellow groomsmen owe him ties, and you will all fail if this timeless ritual isn't executed in a proper fashion. Do you really want to be the guy who doesn't take your friend out for a little rub 'n grind because of some lame excuse facilitated by his future wife? Man, all of you are getting p-whipped by a woman that only one of you is ever going to sleep with. (unless she's a , but if that was so she wouldn't object to a trip to the men's club)

    Remember, if he's just looking for a night out to get drunk with all of his male friends in a PG-13 fashion, he can do that some other time. This is his last night without a kitchen pass. Don't treat it like he needs one.

    He'll thank you for this one day. Trust me.

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    I think you've seen too many movies.
    Well I did watch Clerks 2 last night. So you may be right.


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    For those holding on to the idea of strippers @ a bachelor party is the must have or it will become a life or death situation if they are not present.....

    I am starting to think some of you have never seen a naked woman, gotten laid, nor have a girlfriend/wife....

    If that is the case, I can see your point.

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    It's all good.

    He'll end up getting strippers for the bachelor party before his second wedding.

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    I think you've seen too many movies.
    Indeed. This made the fourth bachelor party I've been to (including my own), and it's the only one that strippers were present at, it's the only one where a best man blew off a groom's request, and it's the only one where everybody didn't have a good time. Strippers are fine at bachelor's parties if they are wanted, but they are hardly any kind of prerequisite.

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    LMAO, I've only read the first four or five posts, but I can already see where this is going.

    Okay, now let's see if any of the wimmen prove me wrong . . .

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    I personally would not be interested in male strippers for MY bacherlette party.
    But I've been doing all these situps . . .

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    Get the strippers. He told you when he was sober that he didn't want them and I'm pretty sure the fiancee's influence is showing. Now, what kind of hetero man doesn't wanna see ties on his last night of bachelorhood, especially with copious amounts of liquor involved? Unless this is some lame event orchestrated by the fiancee (who'll probably be at the local banana-hammock bar throwing around penis-shaped lollipops), you and your fellow groomsmen owe him ties, and you will all fail if this timeless ritual isn't executed in a proper fashion. Do you really want to be the guy who doesn't take your friend out for a little rub 'n grind because of some lame excuse facilitated by his future wife? Man, all of you are getting p-whipped by a woman that only one of you is ever going to sleep with. (unless she's a , but if that was so she wouldn't object to a trip to the men's club)

    Remember, if he's just looking for a night out to get drunk with all of his male friends in a PG-13 fashion, he can do that some other time. This is his last night without a kitchen pass. Don't treat it like he needs one.

    He'll thank you for this one day. Trust me.
    Did you read the thread? The guy walked out of his party pissed off because they got strippers. Guess you were wrong.

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    Towards the end of page one, the men make their comeback.

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    For those holding on to the idea of strippers @ a bachelor party is the must have or it will become a life or death situation if they are not present.....

    I am starting to think some of you have never seen a naked woman, gotten laid, nor have a girlfriend/wife....

    If that is the case, I can see your point.
    For some guys its not about getting 'some pu***' it's about getting 'different pu***'. It's the reason guys like Hugh Grant go to women like Devine Brown instead of Elizabeth Hurley. Women need to learn that they need to keep it freaky or men will get their trills somewhere else.

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    This guy is totally going to cheat on his wife within three years.
    Why do you say that? It seems to me that IF it were her request to not have strippers, he did everything he could to keep to that.

    Am I just being a total trusting girl here and not getting it?

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    Get the strippers. He told you when he was sober that he didn't want them and I'm pretty sure the fiancee's influence is showing. Now, what kind of hetero man doesn't wanna see ties on his last night of bachelorhood, especially with copious amounts of liquor involved? Unless this is some lame event orchestrated by the fiancee (who'll probably be at the local banana-hammock bar throwing around penis-shaped lollipops), you and your fellow groomsmen owe him ties, and you will all fail if this timeless ritual isn't executed in a proper fashion. Do you really want to be the guy who doesn't take your friend out for a little rub 'n grind because of some lame excuse facilitated by his future wife? Man, all of you are getting p-whipped by a woman that only one of you is ever going to sleep with. (unless she's a , but if that was so she wouldn't object to a trip to the men's club)

    Remember, if he's just looking for a night out to get drunk with all of his male friends in a PG-13 fashion, he can do that some other time. This is his last night without a kitchen pass. Don't treat it like he needs one.

    He'll thank you for this one day. Trust me.
    I'm going to assume you didn't read the entire thread and see that the party has already happened, the strippers were hired, and that the groom isn't going to be thanking anyone for this any time soon.

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    For some guys its not about getting 'some pu***' it's about getting 'different pu***'. It's the reason guys like Hugh Grant go to women like Devine Brown instead of Elizabeth Hurley. Women need to learn that they need to keep it freaky or men will get their trills somewhere else.

    No wonder the divorce rate is so high.

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    Alright, I'm going home and I'm going to drop a secret here that we found out after the groom left. What none of the geniuses who planned this (or anyone so eager to judge the guy for leaving, with the exception of DLF) is that he had his own reasons. He knew someone from his home town that got mixed up in stripping and some bad stuff happened. He's not gay, he's not a loser, he's just a guy who didn't want strippers at his party and thought his friends could be trusted to comply with a simple wish.

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    Did you read the thread? The guy walked out of his party pissed off because they got strippers. Guess you were wrong.
    The first post was at 10:30-something this morning followed by a bunch of clitty-litter. I didn't know the event occurred already. Apologies.

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    Why do you say that? It seems to me that IF it were her request to not have strippers, he did everything he could to keep to that.

    Am I just being a total trusting girl here and not getting it?
    I'd say you are being a slightly gullible girl for taking me seriously.

    Strippers are only a menace if they are allowed to become one. This guy overreacted. I'd much rather sit through and not participate in a stripper show or hang out somewhere out of the room than drive drunk and angry.

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    Alright, I'm going home and I'm going to drop a secret here that we found out after the groom left. What none of the geniuses who planned this (or anyone so eager to judge the guy for leaving, with the exception of DLF) is that he had his own reasons. He knew someone from his home town that got mixed up in stripping and some bad stuff happened. He's not gay, he's not a loser, he's just a guy who didn't want strippers at his party and thought his friends could be trusted to comply with a simple wish.
    That would be a great thing to tell his friends, wouldn't it?

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    Alright, I'm going home and I'm going to drop a secret here that we found out after the groom left. What none of the geniuses who planned this (or anyone so eager to judge the guy for leaving, with the exception of DLF) is that he had his own reasons. He knew someone from his home town that got mixed up in stripping and some bad stuff happened. He's not gay, he's not a loser, he's just a guy who didn't want strippers at his party and thought his friends could be trusted to comply with a simple wish.

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    I'd say you are being a slightly gullible girl for taking me seriously.

    Strippers are only a menace if they are allowed to become one. This guy overreacted. I'd much rather sit through and not participate in a stripper show or hang out somewhere out of the room than drive drunk and angry.


    I think that if I were in that situation I probabably would have just stayed and not participated myself, and ask that they be gone with enough time left to just spend time with all of my friends.

    Well, that's not taking into account what SFIE just posted. If I felt that strongly about it for that reason I would have left. I do think that it would have helped matters had he told them that to begin with. However, party in his honor, they should have respected his wishes without having to know the reasons behind them.

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    However, party in his honor, they should have respected his wishes without having to know the reasons behind them.
    See, that's a chick thing. Guys need a reason.

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    See, that's a chick thing. Guys need a reason.

    Friends shouldn't need a reason, guy or girl. Cause, see, real friends are respectful of their friend's wishes.

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    I'm having a hard time believing that some guy at a gentlemen's club wouldn't go play video poker, or Golden Tee Golf, or watch some bigscreen sports at his bachelor party with all of his closest friends present because some acquaintance from his hometown "got mixed up in stripping".

    Poor f'ing guy.

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    Friends shouldn't need a reason, guy or girl. Cause, see, real friends are respectful of their friend's wishes.
    ...and then they go off and color each other's metrosexual hair. Guys need reasons.

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    Friends shouldn't need a reason, guy or girl. Cause, see, real friends are respectful of their friend's wishes.
    Apparently the dude doesn't have any friends then.

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    A bachelor party without strippers is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.

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