Free Quattro Razor (13)

[to21]

Women are such s when they are breathing.

And Jelly Bellies are made from the hands of God. Smoothie, es.

I have to return luggage but don't feel like dealing with the teeny boppers and soccer moms at the mall

I like smoothies and soccer moms..........I'm married to one.

[samikeyp]

I ain't going anywhere. Deal with it. Men are such pussies when they are sick.

True, or we are the other extreme.

"No, I don't need to go to the doctor, I don't feel that bad...besides it was just a small piece of lung I hacked up."

[to21]

True, or we are the other extreme.

"No, I don't need to go to the doctor, I don't feel that bad...besides it was just a small piece of lung I hacked up."

That's me dude.

I'm afraid of what else the doctor might find in my blood work.

[QuattroElite]

i like playing drums.

can i go to maalox's house and beat those skins?

Her skins could use a proper thrashing.

Worthy indeed.

[samikeyp]

[to21]

Her skins could use a proper thrashing.

Worthy indeed.

Lame.

Troll.

Lame.

[QuattroElite]

Lame.

Troll.

Lame.

I expect no less of a response from someone with a monkey in their avatar.

You probably have much experience with spanking your own.

[to21]

I expect no less of a response from someone with a monkey in their avatar.

You probably have much experience with spanking your own.

Sometimes two or three times a day.

[QuattroElite]

Once upon a time there was a law passed banning all sexual innuendo involving ashbeeigh.

Life was good and the people rejoiced.

So much potential, yet so unknowing.

Miss Ashbeeigh is the alpha and the omega of all things sexual.

She is obviously the Gold...nay...Platinum Standard in this thread and on this site.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm thinking mrsmaalox.

I wish I was clever enough to manage 2 personalities! My bi-polar one is enough for me.

[mrsmaalox]

i like playing drums.

can i go to maalox's house and beat those skins?

You are welcome any time.

[samikeyp]

So much potential, yet so unknowing.

Miss Ashbeeigh is the alpha and the omega of all things sexual.

She is obviously the Gold...nay...Platinum Standard in this thread and on this site.

And the failure is complete.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Troll? No.

Just some bag with a 2nd, or 8th, name. Almost all are pathetic and just not funny. It's the only thing I despise about this forum.

[samikeyp]

Troll? No.

Just some bag with a 2nd, or 8th, name. Almost all are pathetic and just not funny. It's the only thing I despise about this forum.

Or more.

[mrsmaalox]

get it?

drums?

Oops didn't see that one! Nevermind!

[mrsmaalox]

True, or we are the other extreme.

Oh yea. My Capt.America walked around with a ruptured appendix for 5 days! He insisted it was something he ate. He almost ing died!

[Melmart1]

One of my friends broke his foot and helped his brother move the next day, because he swore it was just a sprain. He never did go get it fixed, he only found out it was broken when he landed in the hospital for something else, they could tell it never healed properly.

Neither extreme is good.

[jman3000]

so maalox does or doesnt want me to play her drums?

[jman3000]

is she a cougar?

[jman3000]

i could use a sugar momma.

[jman3000]

2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

[mrsmaalox]

2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

So true! I don't know jman, I really need to protcet my reputation around here! Hmm, what to do?

[Melmart1]

So true! I don't know jman, I really need to protcet my reputation around here! Hmm, what to do?

There is nothing you can do to protect your reputation. I know what you are. You are just like RashoFan a horny, desperate hag. Only you are more private about it than her.

[CuckingFunt]

Troll? No.

Just some bag with a 2nd, or 8th, name. Almost all are pathetic and just not funny. It's the only thing I despise about this forum.

Every now and then there is a troll that comes around for a few minutes and is genuinely amusing (peewee's weewee, for instance), but for the most part it's a joke that is completely lost on me. Especially when you wander into a thread that is entirely populated by one person talking to him/herself.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh yea. My Capt.America walked around with a ruptured appendix for 5 days! He insisted it was something he ate. He almost ing died!

Would this be the Captain America that left you?