Dallas area pickup basketball?

[BUMP]

One of the best defenses in pickup basketball is bad breath. If someone with horrid breath is guarding me it's frustrating.

debatable, kind of a close tie between bad breath and the post player who sweats so much that he looks like he's been attacked by a super soaker

[LakeShow]

Mavsfans Pickup game, Stretch has the ball.

[stretch]

debatable, kind of a close tie between bad breath and the post player who sweats so much that he looks like he's been attacked by a super soaker

try bad body odor. ive dealt with some mother ers who smelled soooooooooo bad, that i didnt wanna even touch them. they are just as bad as the excessive sweaters.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

debatable, kind of a close tie between bad breath and the post player who sweats so much that he looks like he's been attacked by a super soaker

I said "one of". The fat guy who sweats a lot and confuses defense with grind dancing is by far worse.

[sribb43]

I said "one of". The fat guy who sweats a lot and confuses defense with grind dancing is by far worse.

Its definetly the fat guy who decides he going to play shirts and skins and takes his shirt off

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Its definetly the fat guy who decides he going to play shirts and skins and takes his shirt off

Fat people in general who think they're skinny are annoying. Especially fat girls who dress like they're playmates. It's disgusting.

[sribb43]

Fat people in general who think they're skinny are annoying. Especially fat girls who dress like they're playmates. It's disgusting.

and the big dudes at the gym who wear tight shirts and lift heavy weights when they know they ass needs to be doing more cardio

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

and the big dudes at the gym who wear tight shirts and lift heavy weights when they know they ass needs to be doing more cardio

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It's like, cool, you can bench 225 but you weigh 325. Yeah it's great that the guy next to you benches 20 pounds less than you but weighs 100 pounds less than you.

I can lift a decent amount but really how much you can lift doesn't matter. Having the doctor tell you your health is good does more for you than being able to bench a lot.

[dirk4mvp]

try bad body odor. ive dealt with some mother ers who smelled soooooooooo bad, that i didnt wanna even touch them. they are just as bad as the excessive sweaters.

+1

I had to guard some middle age guy because I was the tallest on my team who smelled of rank piss a few months ago at the place I play. It was nauseating and giving me a slight headache. I've never smelled someone that bad. He also liked to play in the post, and there was no way I was bodying him up smelling like that. Needless to say, he had a career day.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Yeah bad odor sucks. I remember guarding this fat Indian guy that must've eaten a bunch of curry or something and he smelled like .

[sribb43]

Yeah bad odor sucks. I remember guarding this fat Indian guy that must've eaten a bunch of curry or something and he smelled like .

then you never want to play or workout at UT-Dallas...Indian dudes everywhere

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

then you never want to play or workout at UT-Dallas...Indian dudes everywhere

At LA Fitness we have the same thing only there are a lot of Arabs, and the problem there is they are all bags to non-Arab people there, particularly women.

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then you never want to play or workout at UT-Dallas...Indian dudes everywhere

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i know exactly what you are talking about

[DPG21920]

If yall don't like sweating, you had better not come to the outdoor games in Texas. It is hot as and sweating happens.

[Texas Chili Dog]

hmm I may have to make it out for one of these. I grew up in Lakewood, so this place is only a few blocks away from my parents' house. I practically grew up in that park.

[Findog]

hmm I may have to make it out for one of these. I grew up in Lakewood, so this place is only a few blocks away from my parents' house. I practically grew up in that park.

C'mon down. Tuesdays at 6:30.

[benefactor]

Ahh...if I was only 80 miles closer.

I really miss playing ball. We played a lot throughout HS and after that I spent a lot of time in a local health club and a few church leagues. I lost touch with a lot of the guys that I used to play with as we got older and that ended a lot of my playing. I have probably played pickup ball 10 times in the past 7 years.

My game has probably changed a lot though since I've put on a lot of size since HS(6'0 155lbs when I graduated...now I'm 230lbs). I guess you could say I was a late bloomer. In HS I was pretty much a SG without the handles. I had a pretty quick first step though...and if I could catch the defender off guard I could get to the rim pretty easy. I could drain 3's though. Now I am probably closer to Matt Bonner...the burly post guy that can shoot from the outside.

[BUMP]

Sweet. Since we have a lot of people interested, let's do a roll call for next week.

I'm in

[KidCongo]

How bad is it playing people who stink. In any contact sport. Why can't they smell normal?

If only basketball had 1/100th of the popularity in Australia that America has.

[Gino]

I can just see how these "pick up games" go down.....

My guess is you guys start playing and Findog says:

"HEY! Remember.....that one time.......when the guy from 'Ratatouille' made that joke about the KFC bowl?!!!!! Remember?!!!"

Monos:


Findog: I know!! That was SOOO Funny!!!

And you guys spend the rest of the night talking about it.

[Findog]

I can just see how these "pick up games" go down.....

My guess is you guys start playing and Findog says:

"HEY! Remember.....that one time.......when the guy from 'Ratatouille' made that joke about the KFC bowl?!!!!! Remember?!!!"

Monos:


Findog: I know!! That was SOOO Funny!!!

And you guys spend the rest of the night talking about it.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

HEY! Remember.....that one time.......when I corn holed a jack rabbit while staring at a picture of Nick Hannon without a shirt on

[Findog]

All you have to do is quote it accurately. Anything else is overkill.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

All you have to do is quote it accurately. Anything else is overkill.

What did you guys do to piss this perverted off so badly?

[Findog]

What did you guys do to piss this perverted off so badly?

I'm too lazy to search for it, but basically we implied that that Lee Greenwood Proud to be an American song sucked. He took it personally.