***** OFFICIAL Week 5 Game Thread, Sponsored By The Rize of Jayden Daniels *****

[benefactor]

And heeeeere comes Dak for the win

[Millennial_Messiah]

Stoolerefs have money on this game. Disgusting league, disgusting year, literally nothing else to do. 2024.

[Fat Brandon Bass]

Ekko Lounge gonna be lit tonight if Zeke ooga boogas this one in tbh

[lefty20]

Holy ... that was close

[benefactor]

I kind of want Dallas to pull this out. I hate the Steelers more than I hate the Cowboys lol

[benefactor]

Well look at Dak

[lefty20]

Clutch Dak!

[Blake]

Steelers should have not wasted that time out at the end. Stupid.

[Millennial_Messiah]

What...............


Dak actually converted a late game win for the TD?


On 4th Down?


Is this the first time ............ever?

[Robz4000]

Dak being clutch?

[Will Hunting]

Ekko Lounge gonna be lit tonight if Zeke ooga boogas this one in tbh

Wonder if Big X tha Plug is gonna be rolling through

[Millennial_Messiah]

Clutch Dak!

I think the last time we won a last ditch TD was with Zeke in the same stadium in 2016..... I'm used to Dak always missing on those chances every time

[Mark Celibate]

What...............


Dak actually converted a late game win for the TD?


On 4th Down?


Is this the first time ............ever?

I don’t know what it is about playing in Pittsburgh but literally the only other time I can recall Dak nutting up and winning the game against a good team on the road was in Pittsburgh again in 2016. Dude randomly looked like the black Aaron Rodgers for one game. ZEKE probably had his best game as a pro that day too tbh

[DAF86]

NFL players need some rugby training for these last second lateral plays.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don’t know what it is about playing in Pittsburgh but literally the only other time I can recall Dak nutting up and winning the game against a good team on the road was in Pittsburgh again in 2016. Dude randomly looked like the black Aaron Rodgers for one game. ZEKE probably had his best game as a pro that day too tbh

I was thinking the same thing reference my post above... obviously that game was much more fun, tons of points, not much defense, back and forth TDs in the fourth quarter. Also my ex wife's birthday and I married her less than a month later. Big mistake.

The vibes from that fall were epic though... the fan in the stands holding that sign "Clinton/Kaine [no] Trump/Pence [no] Dak/Zeke [YES!]"... it's elliott... ELLIOTT... FOR THE TOUCHDOWN... NO FLAGS... COWBOYS WIN!

[Mark Celibate]

https://www.instagram.com/dallasblac...l/DAzDftyxBeJ/

EKKO LOUNGE POPPIN TONIGHT BABY WE COMIN THROUGH BIG X THA PLUG N!GGA DALLAS TX

[Will Hunting]

https://www.instagram.com/dallasblac...l/DAzDftyxBeJ/

EKKO LOUNGE POPPIN TONIGHT BABY WE COMIN THROUGH BIG X THA PLUG N!GGA DALLAS TX

[benefactor]

https://www.instagram.com/dallasblac...l/DAzDftyxBeJ/

EKKO LOUNGE POPPIN TONIGHT BABY WE COMIN THROUGH BIG X THA PLUG N!GGA DALLAS TX

That video smells like weed, cocoa butter and armpit must

[Millennial_Messiah]

That video smells like weed, cocoa butter and armpit must

Hmm.... Nude Africa? Will Hunting Mark Celibate your opinion on this

[Will Hunting]

https://www.instagram.com/dallasblac...l/DAzDftyxBeJ/

EKKO LOUNGE POPPIN TONIGHT BABY WE COMIN THROUGH BIG X THA PLUG N!GGA DALLAS TX

SHEEEEEIT I WAS GON’ GO BUT MUH BABY MOMMA BE WILIN’ OUT. I HEARD WATERMELONISHA WAS THERE TWERKIN’ IT FO DAT CHILD SUPPORT DID YOU TAP DAT ?

[Mark Celibate]

SHEEEEEIT I WAS GON’ GO BUT MUH BABY MOMMA BE WILIN’ OUT. I HEARD WATERMELONISHA WAS THERE TWERKIN’ IT FO DAT CHILD SUPPORT DID YOU TAP DAT ?

HE AINT WHO HE SAYS HE IS N!GGA I DONE F*CKED HIS B!TCH REAL GOOD IM THE BIG DAWG OF ADDISON TX B!TCHAZZ, FROM ADDISON TO PROSPER TX N!GGA THIS BE MY BLOCK WUS GOOD MUHFUGGAH DAS ON MY MOMMA IF IM KEEPIN IT A STACK, KEEPIN IT A G, KEEPIN IT A BUCK JUNETEENTH MUHFUGGAH WHITE PIGGIES BTFO

[DAF86]

Damn, that would have been one of those Mahomes plays for the highlight reel . He had Perine open too.

[MultiTroll]

For entertainment purposes watch the holds by especially #65 but also 74 on that 3rd and 5 Chiefs play.

[DAF86]

For entertainment purposes watch the holds by especially #65 but also 74 on that 3rd and 5 Chiefs play.

For entertainment purposes, I'm gonna tag you every time I see a penalty not called against the Saints.

[Will Hunting]

Hunt is better than Pacheco and it's not even close