He reeked of hardship.
what did he smell like?
beer?
piss?
armpit?
balls?
or ass?
.............feet possibly?
He reeked of hardship.
dominus opus
Life would be better if I were getting laid right now.
Post an ad in craigslist.
Hey jman, you inspired me to dig this up:
I didn't say I was looking for someone to .
I just meant that sex would be a lot more fun than going to the bank, going to the grocery store, or any other of my day's activities.
or talk to Chopper's buddy.
These are high-class "escorts." They are just paying their way through college, and we know how expensive that can be! I doubt a poor Messican like Midge could afford them.
I think he was suggesting that I be (or hire) one of those escorts.
For less than the cost of one of these escorts, you could probably get a plane ticket to San Antonio and get me for free
Well, that settles it.For less than the cost of one of these escorts, you could probably get a plane ticket to San Antonio and get me for free
Especially since the mailman brought me a new toy today.
Is it from Sweden?Well, that settles it.
Especially since the mailman brought me a new toy today.
batteries.
It has a cord.
oh damn. you ain't posting here for the rest of the night.
Nothing says true love like these eyes do:
Plus, she can withstand 300 degree heat and her flesh is capable to withstand over 300% elongation
Think about that last sentence.
I'd a real doll.
Nipple play!Nothing says true love like these eyes do:
Plus, she can withstand 300 degree heat and her flesh is capable to withstand over 300% elongation
Think about that last sentence.
Yeah, Midge, but would you have two?
http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/657
Shouldn't her mouth be more circular?
I especially like the rig he's got set up so that she can sit or stand.
That's what the stretchin' is for.
I doubt they'll need to test the full 300% then
Had to post this pic as it came up in the search:
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