Free Quattro Razor (13)

[florige]

I used to work retail, too. Ohhh, the stories I could tell.

I try and forget my horror stories from Radio Shack. But it does help me to sometimes feel sympathy to the poor salesperson sometimes dealing with those sometimes moronic and idiotic customers. Sometimes I wonder if I would have as much patience with those retail sales people if I hadn't worked in retail myself.

[florige]

Haha, you shop at a place called blowjobs.

The funny thing is that I'm not sure that the heck that BJ stands for really...

[Melmart1]

The only retail job I ever had was at The Goodwill. On my first day, a lady threw a pair of shoes at my head when she learned that they were not, in fact, 45 cents.

Good times.

I don't know what is scarier about Goodwill -- the customers or some of the people that work there. Everytime I go to one to look for books and old records there seems to be at least one employee who is mentally unstable.

[florige]

! When I go to Costco, I have to self medicate

And I need to go to the grocery store, as I'm having my MIL and
SIL's over for Brunch on Monday F*U*C*K*

Try going to Wal-Mart on a Saturday then..

[RashoFan]

Should I go to the store now, should I wait until tomorrow ... if I wait, will I actually go tomorrow or put it off again ... hmmm ...

I have had the same thought...every day for the past week...

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know what is scarier about Goodwill -- the customers or some of the people that work there. Everytime I go to one to look for books and old records there seems to be at least one employee who is mentally unstable.

It's because The Goodwill is an organization that helps disabled people get jobs. The one I worked at had three deaf people and a couple with Down Syndrome.

Luckily, though, I always worked the night shift. Everyone who had to work with them said they were really nice, but that it was a pain in the ass to deal with.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh, and when you Sharpie in the eyebrows, they go above your eyes, not in the middle of your forehead.

Everytime midge and I see a sharpie eyebrowed chick, we say like George Lopez "Sas."

[CuckingFunt]

As much as I hate shopping, I MUST get groceries tomorrow. Since I'd been out of town for a month, my fridge/cupboards are now literally bare.

[Melmart1]

It's because The Goodwill is an organization that helps disabled people get jobs. The one I worked at had three deaf people and a couple with Down Syndrome.

Luckily, though, I always worked the night shift. Everyone who had to work with them said they were really nice, but that it was a pain in the ass to deal with.

No ... I don't mean Down's Syndrome or deaf peole. I used to work at a camp for handicapped kids, I can handle that. I mean really, bat , talks-to-the-wall crazy.

[RashoFan]

Having worked in retail before I would have to agree.

Working the job you have now, you see ALL kinds of stupid people.
For many job fields, Stupid People = Job Security.

[florige]

As much as I hate shopping, I MUST get groceries tomorrow. Since I'd been out of town for a month, my fridge/cupboards are now literally bare.

I never fill my cupboards up. I only buy enough stuff for that day. Probably because everytime I end up buying alot of crap at once it ends up going bad.

[Melmart1]

Everytime midge and I see a sharpie eyebrowed chick, we say like George Lopez "Sas."

My dumbass cousin is that way. The funniest part is that she is even more white than I am, so it looks twice as funny. Pendeja.

[marini martini]

Try going to Wal-Mart on a Saturday then..

No thanks, I would have to get back on heroin!

[Melmart1]

I never fill my cupboards up. I only buy enough stuff for that day. Probably because everytime I end up buying alot of crap at once it ends up going bad.

You must be single. I fill up on dry stuff but yeah, things like fruits, veggies, dairy etc can go bad easily. But, buying larger portions is cheaper. It's such a scam, everything is marketed for families or singles with stomachs the size of a ing shamu tank.

[florige]

Working the job you have now, you see ALL kinds of stupid people.
For many job fields, Stupid People = Job Security.

Yeah but the only difference is that you are sort of the one in charge of controling those stupid people when you are in uniform. At Wal-Mart if someone starts mouthing off to a cashier about something not being on sale anymore my powers of being a PO are rendered useless...

[CuckingFunt]

No ... I don't mean Down's Syndrome or deaf peole. I used to work at a camp for handicapped kids, I can handle that. I mean really, bat , talks-to-the-wall crazy.

Well, I can believe that.

There was one guy I worked with who used to talk to the dolls in the toy section. He also had a crush on me and had about 95% of the people who worked there convinced that we were dating. He even told some bull story about how we ed in the employee bathroom and the dressing rooms.





At least he told everyone I was a good lay.

[CuckingFunt]

I never fill my cupboards up. I only buy enough stuff for that day. Probably because everytime I end up buying alot of crap at once it ends up going bad.

Once every month or two I'll go to the store and stock up on all the non-perishables, but I make small trips more often for milk/veggies/fruit/etc.

[Melmart1]

So ... I went and grabbed a jacket and put on jeans, in case I go ...

[florige]

You must be single. I fill up on dry stuff but yeah, things like fruits, veggies, dairy etc can go bad easily. But, buying larger portions is cheaper. It's such a scam, everything is marketed for families or singles with stomachs the size of a ing shamu tank.

You are good Mel. But let me tell you I SWEAR one time this person in front of me had almost a cart and a half full of food one time. And not offbrand stuff either, namebrand crap. I'm thinking that the bill would be somewhere around $300. 86$ was that it was. 86$!!!! I was looking at the screen in amazement thinking WTF??!!!!

[marini martini]

It's because The Goodwill is an organization that helps disabled people get jobs. The one I worked at had three deaf people and a couple with Down Syndrome.

Luckily, though, I always worked the night shift. Everyone who had to work with them said they were really nice, but that it was a pain in the ass to deal with.

Last time I was at Goodwill , Presa & Alamo. The manager (?) had Turettes, and screamed !, ! at me. Son of a in'

[florige]

Well, I can believe that.

There was one guy I worked with who used to talk to the dolls in the toy section. He also had a crush on me and had about 95% of the people who worked there convinced that we were dating. He even told some bull story about how we ed in the employee bathroom and the dressing rooms.





At least he told everyone I was a good lay.

Were you pissed? Nevermind, you never seem to get pissed about anthing.

[Melmart1]

The manager (?) had Turettes, and screamed !, ! at me.

So ... what was she saying that wasn't true?

[florige]

So ... I went and grabbed a jacket and put on jeans, in case I go ...

You might as well put on your shoes and finish the job now...

[CuckingFunt]

Were you pissed? Nevermind, you never seem to get pissed about anthing.

I was more annoyed than pissed, but it was rather uncomfortable on the nights I had to work with him.

[marini martini]

So ... what was she saying that wasn't true?

No it ain't dip , was lookin for brandy glasses for mein PaPa