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  1. #151
    Veteran Wild Cobra's Avatar
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    Damn.

    The rapture must have come. I went to buy some more coffee, and the store I went to was closed.

  2. #152
    Billy Bob
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    Damn.

    The rapture must have come. I went to buy some more coffee, and the store I went to was closed.

    The only thing that "raptured" today was the financial lives of all those idiots who believed that dumbass.

  3. #153
    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    You're ing stupid and you're making yourself looking incredibly stupider
    crofl "stupider"

  4. #154
    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    I spent the rapture shooting an 88 at Crandon Park. I suck at golf, so that was an amazing round by my standards

  5. #155
    Bear Hug Defense
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    Here comes the rapture lawsuits. CROFL only in America.

  6. #156
    Boring = 4 Rings SA210's Avatar
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    The Rapture just happened over here on the North Side. I'm floating up looking down at all the traffic...this is nice...really....Oh look, I see some little chavalones on the west side hoopin it up..Bye little vatos! Oh well..I'm hungry, hope they have dinner ready in Heaven. Almost there... See you guys soon, well.......some of you.










  7. #157
    Veteran
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  8. #158
    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Prove they haven't using the laws of conservation.
    isn't that what the theory of relativity is for? Equating energy to mass? But you probably didn't know that so you're welcome for the free lesson

  9. #159
    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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  10. #160
    Pass The Brew IceColdBrewski's Avatar
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  11. #161
    C Walkin' on dat ass Mavillionaire's Avatar
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  12. #162
    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    rapture means the good people (approx. 7700 people if you believe the Bible) leave the Earth so they don't have to endure the -on-earth that is to come. if you're still here, get ready for

  13. #163
    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    who's gonna miss 7700 people world-wide? more people than that die daily. we really could be in the end times and not even know it. yet.

  14. #164
    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    pray for mercy, sinners. is coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. #165
    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    who's gonna miss 7700 people world-wide? more people than that die daily. we really could be in the end times and not even know it. yet.
    Yeah uh if 7700 people just vanished I'm sure people would notice.

  16. #166
    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    Yeah uh if 7700 people just vanished I'm sure people would notice.
    7700 divided by all of the cities/states/nation/continents in the world? that's like an average day for Nancy Grace.

  17. #167
    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    About 70,000 die in the world every day

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    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    would we even notice 7700?

  19. #169
    I'm Spurtacus Spurtacus's Avatar
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    , I'm still alive.

  20. #170
    The D.R.A. Drachen's Avatar
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    He died so that we could all be saved.

    edit - crap too late.

  21. #171
    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    He died so that we could all be saved.
    Because his dad was an unreasonable bag.

    edit - crap too late.

  22. #172
    GAME OVER gospursgojas's Avatar
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    It happened...and here are the pics to prove it!

    http://mashable.com/2011/05/21/raptu...ashable%29&utm

  23. #173
    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    how are these religious re s gonna spin this? and dumb followers still believing a white man with a beard is watching over us?

  24. #174
    Veteran Wild Cobra's Avatar
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    how are these religious re s gonna spin this? and dumb followers still believing a white man with a beard is watching over us?
    How many are there?

    I'll bet of the very devoted religious, that less than 0.01% believed this prediction

  25. #175
    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    well statement two was more toward every religion

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