Annoying things your co-workers do

[florige]

the sad thing is, is that we aren't even making them up. there are really people this ing stupid that exist in our society.

You totally need to get a pic of this guy dude. I can just see that guy Dan works with scarfing down two pizza's and chugging down a gallon of rootbeer.

[Evan]

Probably been mentioned already…but talking to people in the bathroom. Even when its number 1 or…………2……...

[Evan]

Burn popcorn.

ugh.......

[Shelly]

at the way Stretch described the handshake with 80 different motions.

Maybe your friend read a Charles Atlas ad

[stretch]

Oh, one time he made me really ing mad. A group of friends went out and were shooting fireworks out in the middle of nowhere. He is very protective of that car of his. One friend accidentally threw ONE blackcat that landed about 5 feet from his car, which in reality, will do absolutely nothing. He goes ing ballistic about this.

No more than five minutes later, not knowing what the he is doing, he grabs an ARTILLERY S (one of those that shoots in the air and explodes really big and bright with colors and all, kinda like the ones they use at baseball games, but not quite that big), lights it, and throws it on the ground, right by all of our cars, and everyone goes running and diving for cover as it explodes, and little fireballs go whizzing by us, hitting our cars (a couple hit my car and ed up my paint), and one of them JUST missed my head (very lucky). and this ing dumbass is laughing about it, thinking its the funniest thing he's ever seen.