Flapjack augmentation?
Apehangerandectomy?
But I like that better.
Flapjack augmentation?
Apehangerandectomy?
A ''Knee Visualization Procedure."
I believe it is called a Breast Lift. "Augmentation" is making the breast bigger. Breast Reduction makes them smaller, which may be preformed prior to a Breast Lift.
Spring semester starts Tuesday.
I've grown so accustomed to sleeping in over the last five weeks that I'm trying to get used to the idea early.
I totally forgot that tomorrow is a holiday. My roommate will be home, which means I can't walk around the house half nekkid in the morning.![]()
Holidays and weekends don't mean much when you don't have kids, not in school and are self-employed.
That was my least favorite thing about staying with various relatives for a month.
But, at least I don't have to take his stinky dog outside tomorrow. Let his dumb ass take her out in the freezing cold.
Walked outside today and my hand froze to the door handle.
I'm actually kind of looking forward to the return to school. With no job, no homework, and no social life since I moved... I'm bored off my arse.
That's just not right. I don't know how you live in that .
At least it wasn't your tongue, like in A Christmas Story
That is cold.
Still wasn't very pleasant.
Double dog dare ya.
Well I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA!
How do you get your hand unstuck when it is frozen to a doorknob?
And why weren't you wearing gloves?
No glove....no love.
Liar, you know you give lovin without the glove. That's how you got diseased in the first place.
Damn you, Melmart!
You got me with a drive-by posting in the "Word Association" thread.
I usually don't wear gloves in the winter.
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