I like how my comment about peewee getting melmart pregnant was ignored by them both.
those things gave me a concussion
I like how my comment about peewee getting melmart pregnant was ignored by them both.
I think she had them filled with concrete at one point.
She broke my nose when she performed her infamous burlesque breast weave.
your lucky you walked away with just a broken nose. I had my jaw locked for weeks.
Damn, your coworkers must have been rejoicing.
Mel has a Twitter account?
Gad.
You make it seem like I actually talk to my coworkers. You know I hate them, we talked about this the other day.
Where the have you been?
This just in- World's Oldest Dog Turns 21
http://www.nypost.com/seven/05062009...ner_167831.htm
If you took the "w" out of your account, I'd subscribe!
Mmm, carnita tacos are goooood.
, my co-workers are lazy asses. One of these days I am going to go to Chicago and kick their asses.
Says the co-worker who is currently wasting her time posting on an internet forum.
I am ashamed to admit I didn't get this at first. There will be no Melmart1 -ter account. Sorry.
I think Ash is quality multi-tasker.
I'm actually waiting for a response on the sale of a house at the moment.
I had to read what you wrote to get it.
"To the winch, wench!"
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Lucky brat. I hate that I live in the land of sucky carnitas.
I could, of course, shut up and make my own, but... so lazy.
I hope not.
I wouldn't feel special anymore.
I am roughly two hours away from having to give a 20-minute presentation that is singularly responsible for 20% of my final grade.
I am less than thrilled about this fact.
In my experiences, picturing people naked doesn't work. It sort of serves as a distraction from my actual presentation, then I have regain composure etc. Nothing sucks more than having to regain your position mid presentation and there's a silence of death in the air.
"So the basis of my ontological claim is that....(Damn Jessica has some big ol ties).......Um, One second here"
I never understood that as a strategy. Being watched by a group of people just chilling in their skivvies would be hugely awkward and uncomfortable.
Printing out main points of emphasis for the audience always works if what you are presenting is well ordered. I'm not sure if you just get up there and read, but that usually gets more questions than are needed.
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