Did Ron Artest Flop?

[Allanon]

I expect the next chapter.

I was like drilling your mom's ear, and she kept saying "Allanon, Allanon!"
So I said "Oh baby, baby, your ear is ing tight. You're such a ing ."
And she said it again "Allanon, Allanon!"
So I said "What baby, what do you want?"
Her eye was all glazed over, I knew she was loving my big black in her ear.
I could hear my black going in and out of your mom's ear, in and out, squish, squish, squish, squish.

Your mom asked me, "Are you ming?"...squish, squish, squish
I said, "Oh yes, baby, I'm about to "
I was pounding your mom's ear so hard, I think I might have poked her eardrum..squi, squi, squi, squi
Then she asked me again "Are you ming?" and I thought WTF? Squi, squish squish. I said "YES BABY!!!, I'm ming"
Man, this dirty was good and had a tight ear so I was really starting to .
And she asked me AGAIN "Are you ming?"
So now I was pissed, so I just slapped her and said STFU! Then I came and blew a load of warm in your mom's ear.

I came so hard, it flew out of her other ear.

[Imposter Cleaner]

I was like drilling your mom's ear, and she kept saying "Allanon, Allanon!"
So I said "Oh baby, baby, your ear is ing tight. You're such a ing ."
And she said it again "Allanon, Allanon!"
So I said "What baby, what do you want?"
Her eye was all glazed over, I knew she was loving my big black in her ear.
I could hear my black going in and out of your mom's ear, in and out, squish, squish, squish, squish.

Your mom asked me, "Are you ming?"...squish, squish, squish
I said, "Oh yes, baby, I'm about to "
I was pounding your mom's ear so hard, I think I might have poked her eardrum..squi, squi, squi, squi
Then she asked me again "Are you ming?" and I thought WTF? Squi, squish squish. I said "YES BABY!!!, I'm ming"
Man, this dirty was good and had a tight ear so I was really starting to .
And she asked me AGAIN "Are you ming?"
So now I was pissed, so I just slapped her and said STFU! Then I came and blew a load of warm in your mom's ear.

I came so hard, it flew out of her other ear.

Thanks, your novel works much better than sleeping pills do. Now I have got to go sleeping, later.

[Allanon]

Thanks, your novel works much better than sleeping pills do. Now I have got to go sleeping, later.

Good night baby.

[stretch]

lame

[Spur-Addict]

This, is sad.

[Randy]

lame

Pow!

[Allanon]

Yup, gotta agree with you guys, those trolls were pretty weak.

I toldja it was a flop, yet people still are sheep and believe everything a player says.

Owned every one of them...they never learn

[DPG21920]

Kobe's arm is pointed upward, the reason you cannot see his arm is bc Artest is not a window. You are being pretty pathetic right now.

By the way, once again, Ron got called for a foul, so what is your point? Kobe retaliated by throwing a bow (which he has been suspended for numerous times).

It was right in the lower part of Ron's throat. It is clear. There is only like 5 inches between the top of a logo and the bottom part of the throat.

The Rockets wear v-neck jerseys, if you hit a guy on the jersey, it's obviously not on the neck.



Look at where the R in Rockets is, that's nowhere near the fully exposed neck.

The camera showed the elbow landing clearly above the logo. Maybe not the entire elbow, but a portion of the arm was in the throat region.

Game Over.

Hahah, maybe Kobe hit Artest with a shadow? You can clearly see his elbow is NOT touching the throat, only chest.

There's no contact with the throat in your picture.

Look at Ron's face, he looks perfectly happy in your picture, a bit too happy for somebody hit in the throat?

Upperchest, lower throat same region. That is like saying "I hit him in the jaw, not the face".

Clinging to semantics is what is funny. You cannot see Ron's throat in that picture can you? Where did it go?

Upper chest and throat are the same region? That's like saying I punched him in the face, not the throat. Two separate areas.

The chest can take a uva lot more pounding than the throat.



Hahah, you can clearly see there's no contact (there's a shadow under Kobe's elbow, Kobe's elbow is clearly not touching Ron's throat at all).

This is a picture of Artest clearly fouling Kobe, not the other way around. Just look at how high off the ground both Kobe's feet are while Artest's feet are fully planted

Does the chest not flow into the throat? Like I said, part of his arm hit his upper chest, part his throat.

And the chest all flows into the nutz. I guess you could say Kobe elbowed him in the nutz too

Owned.

[Allanon]

Don't just Allanon (he's just a biased Laker fan), ask Mr. Stu Jackson, NBA displinary head man.

NBA executive vice president Stu Jackson just said on a conference call with reporters that the key element in not suspending Kobe Bryant for his elbow to Ron Artest was that it landed “in the chest area.”

“Certainly, it’s clear in our rules that we treat elbow contact above the shoulder area differently than we do other parts of the body,” Jackson said, although he didn’t specifically say Bryant would’ve been suspended if the contact had been higher.

[DPG21920]

We were not agruing him being suspended. We were arguing your short bus logic. I clearly said over and over and over that is was the upper chest/lower throat region. I said it is dumb for Phil to complain when he has a dirty player like Kobe.

I said Kobe's dirty play on Shane was just as bad and did not get anything. You said this sounds like your Ron Artest elbow argument and I said you sounded like an idiot there as well.

I win. You proved my point exactly. "Even if you lose you can sweep; throat is to chest as throat is to nutz" - Allanon author of 75 win ecstasy.