Democratic convention

[FkLA]

This is so beautiful. People crying. Can you imagine the snake inspiring this kind of emotion and getting this kind of reception?

[boutons_deux]

He's gonna be one of the most powerful senators in the country after this.

If Repugs keep the majority, it won't matter.

If Dems get 60, it won't matter. "redmap" has locked up the House (and 2/3 of the states) for the Repugs. Strict obstructionism will continue, America will continue to decline.

[Reck]

Get to the point, old man.

[Will Hunting]

This is so beautiful. People crying. Can you imagine the snake inspiring this kind of emotion and getting this kind of reception?

The Southern n!ggers might give her that kind of reception since they're all sheep and their preacher tells them she's god.

[Pelicans78]

If Repugs keep the majority, it won't matter.

If Dems get 60, it won't matter. "redmap" has locked up the House (and 2/3 of the states) for the Repugs. Strict obstructionism will continue, America will continue to decline.

It could easily change with Trump causing a massacre for the GOP this year.

[angrydude]

He's gonna be one of the most powerful senators in the country after this.

So not very powerful at all then?

[hitmanyr2k]

So far Bernie is doing a good job with this variation of his usual stump speech. Just don't mention Hillary's name. Refer to her by her initials or something.

[boutons_deux]

Andy Borowitz

You have to hand it to the Democrats to be running against a total joke candidate and yet somehow still keep the race interesting.

http://bit.ly/2a5mF95

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Democrats Postpone Convention Until They Get Together

[DarrinS]

Get to the point, old man.

[Reck]

HAH, plan twarted. He endorsed.

[TheGreatYacht]

Thank you Bernie.

Look at that. Unity

[angrydude]

Surprise surprise, the communist has no principles.

[TheGreatYacht]

Surprise surprise, the communist has no principles.

"Vote your conscience"

GOP: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[angrydude]

"Vote your conscience"

GOP: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Democrats: wow, I actually respect Ted Cruz now.

[DarrinS]

He's as boring as Warren.

[angrydude]

Don't forget to promise a chicken in every pot Bernie.

[DMX7]

I've never seen Bill Clinton look so nervous.

[Pelicans78]

The $125,000 number used is asinine. People who make that much can easily afford college for their kids.

[angrydude]

Seriously, both Hillary and Bernie need to learn how to modulate their voices when giving speeches. It sounds like they're just yelling for 45 minutes.

[Reck]

Is that Bill crying?

[Spurminator]

Seriously, both Hillary and Bernie need to learn how to modulate their voices when giving speeches. It sounds like they're just yelling for 45 minutes.

We can only hope, Trump did it for 90+.

[DMX7]

The $125,000 number used is asinine. People who make that much can easily afford college for their kids.

Don't worry, lol... It's not getting passed.

[pgardn]

Dollar Bill shedding saline.

[hitmanyr2k]

Seriously, both Hillary and Bernie need to learn how to modulate their voices when giving speeches. It sounds like they're just yelling for 45 minutes.

That I agree with. When Hillary just speaks in a normal voice and doesn't try to sound "inspiring" she's actually a tolerable speaker. I don't think Bernie can be helped but I like his accent lol.

[angrydude]

You have to wonder if Bernie Sanders even knows who Hillary Clinton is.