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DeSagana Diop can get a woman pregnant from anal sex.
Devin Harris can delete the recycle bin.
DeSagana Diop can get a woman pregnant from anal sex.
A long time ago when Diop was taking a nap, a meteor hit the Earth, waking him from his slumber. He got so angry he went outside and killed all the dinosaurs.
If you have 5 dollars and Devin Harris has 5 dollars, Devin Harris has more money than you.
There is no CTRL key on Harris' keyboard because he is always in control.
Diop can sneeze with his eyes open.
Diop can kill two stones with one bird.
Devin Harris' house is a sauna.
Devin is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around him.
America is not a democracy, it's a Dioptatorship.
When Devin Harris takes a piss outside, flowers grow.
Devin Harris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
DeSagana Diop's sperm tastes like mayonnaise and makes a great condiment for sandwiches.
Diop CAN believe it's not butter...
Diop can eat a Rubik's cube and it out solved.
Devin Harris is Keyser Soze.
There once was a website called DiopTalk.com, but there were so many visitors the server crashed. Then Diop used his magical witchcraft to allow as many visitors to the website. Then he later cancelled the website because of so many invites he received from milfs to have threesomes with their hot daughters.
Diop has single-handedly doubled the world population...
We are all currently inside Harris' anus. That's right, he ate us alive.
The human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic. DeSagana Diop had four rubiks cubes shoved up there one day on a bet with Greg Buckner when a heroin-crazed Ric Bucher broke into the locker room and punched him right in the solar plexus. He shat out all four cubes and damned if they didn't emerge solved.
TNT, Mavericks vs Suns, Catch it!
"Shove 'em up there again Buckner and I'll just try to solve the reds."
Win.
Diop took a while traveling in China and made the Three Gorges Dam...
If at first you don't succeed, you're not DeSagana Diop.
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