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Ugh, ugh, ugghhhhhhhh........aaaahhh....
pretty easy really.
Biting is awesomeness.
Ugh, ugh, ugghhhhhhhh........aaaahhh....
pretty easy really.
LOL yup!!
Gawd I've been there and it sucks. I really try not to have any "expectations" about sex, but I'd like at minimum to be sure that the person I'm with at least really wants to be there with me. Otherwise there's just no point.
She might have a disease that she doesn't want HIM to catch.
The barrier of a condom works both ways.
My wife and I speak a *little* spanish, but jokingly refer to the spanish channels as the th"hooter channels" when we see chicks in the spanish soap operas all dressed up.
Easjer's not down with being called a . Found that out the hard way on our wedding night, about half way through the vows I wrote.
"You never go ass to mouth!!!"
I must admit to learning a thing or two from watching porn.Oh, and I don't care ... as long as he's learning something from it.
Not just, um, mechanical, but on a more intellectual level:
The variety and depths of human sexuality never cease to astound me. Just when I think I have seen it all, something else comes along that astonishes me...
... and by "astonishes" I mean "really grosses me out". For the most part the grossest stuff always seems to be Japanese. Them are some fncking wierd and repressed people.
For sure, and don't you just hate those horrible sounds the Japanese women make? That's equally as sexy as that yelping sound some of the Middle Eastern women make when they are in mourning or whatever. ( I'm sorry I don't really know when the Middle Eastern women make that sound, but I've only seen it on the news after something bad happens to them.)
See, boys have "hoo-hoos" and girls have "haa-haas"...
Semi-seriously, and when the hoo-hoo is in the haa-haa, and the guy is only halfway into it, he can pretend to finish.
If you can't see, um, the end results happen, then you can say it did.
I have never had/wanted to do this, but it is possible with a little bit of acting.
Ok, that reads about as awkwards as it was to type...
YES! That has always been one of my pet peeves about most Asian women. Not the ones born/raised in America, but true Asian women.
Gimme a woman who can, um, speak her damn mind, when it comes to sex, and not just softly coo because she is too hung up to really get into it...
Awww man, you just *had* to go there.
(shudders)
Probably picked that up from some Japanese movie...
hahah I wouldnt explain it like that but it works. I will say this, if you have been with that person before then they can tell when you fake it (well for the most part).
I can't stand that! I call it the chihuahua noise. I wonder if they do it to massage their mates' egos. ("Yes, really, I can feel it and it's so big!!!")
Did your vows go down like this?
I don't want to give in to stereotypes, but I have seen my Chinese friend change her son's diapers (when he is wearing them). If son is like daddy...
Heh, she was, um, impressed when she saw my wife changing our #2's diaper. ("how is this possible" were her exact words)
He will make *someone* very happy when he grows up. and by "happy" I mean sore...
And it was tortuous to read it. An image of you and your naked butt is not one I want to remember.
You won't be surprised to find that I'm a huge opponent of porn. Not that I don't like women -- I do. I can build a rather robust case against it from a variety of perspectives (deontological, ontological, consequential), but I suspect I won't get very far with it here.
And ... I'm busy!
I've heard that when you go black, you're never going back. This may be true.
But if you go white, is it all night?
Stereotypes, both.
That sounds like the kind of conversation I have with my friends over a beer.
If you ever get down to SA or so (I seem to remember reading you are in oregon or something), look me up.
I dig brainy converstations.
Ok, lunch hour is pretty much over. Back to work.
LL YES THATS what we are thinking!!!
Speaking from experience?Stereotypes, both.
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