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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    I love how you guys think. Its ing hilarious how its always someone else's fault. A couple comes in with their little boy I'd say maybe 3 or 4 at the most. Dad is super ing important mexican guy who can't talk to me directly because he has his fat ing head shoved up his cell phone making important talk with other less important mexicans. Wife is pretty nice looking with a perfect little ass and nice medium sized round ties the 3 year old probably tries to still suck on. She's obviously mexican rich as she's the one that drives their super cool Altima like its a ing Mecedes. Meanwhile the kid is running all over the parking lot in and out of everything.

    Cue me: This is where I have to take care of not just the customer but also their kids because its all too common for self absorbed pricks like this to have one of those hispanic tragic endings. You know where the kid gets clipped in a parking lot he shouldn't have been running around aimlessly in the first place. inevitably some fat Grandma ends up screaming WHY WHY WHY into channel 5's camera.

    While important Jose arrogantly barks into his phone his wife is looking around and not watching little Julio. Fed Ex guy barrels into the parking lot like always. He does his delivery and run back to his truck.....you know these guys have those ing quotas. I'm probably 15 feet from the truck and little Pablo is picking up rocks near the rear wheel of the truck. I look at mom and dad and their clueless. I start to move twords the truck because I know whats coming. Dude hits his gear and little Rico is about to either get his legs smashed or worse.

    Me: Whoa Whoa hold on hold on.

    I grab the kid and move him away before the Fed Ex takes off.

    Here comes important Dad to give Fed Ex guy a piece of his mind.

    Stupid Important Mexican: What the is wrong with you blah blah ing blah you almost hit little Ignacio. Don't you ing pay attention.

    And so on. He ripped this driver pretty ing hard and even though he shouldn't have the driver was very apologetic but asshole wouldn't let up wanting to call this guys boss and . I had to jump in because this kind of pisses me off to no end.

    Me: Dude you need to calm down and leave right now. This guy didn't do anything wrong. I'm not going to sit here and let you curse this guy out for no reason. I watched you both competely ignore your child while this guy went about his business. He shouldn't have been running around a dangerous parking lot in the first place and its a good thing I kept an eye on him because you didn't.

    Asshole: How the can you chose his side over mine you blah blah blah on and on talking.

    Fed Ex guy radios his boss and gets the go ahead to move along. I told the guy its over and to calm down and just leave. I headed inside. An arguement ensued between him and his wife and then they both go into to complain about me. as if I did something wrong. We'll my boss told the parts guy to tell them that no manager or GM was there today, Sorry. Finally they left after ing and moaning some more.

    After they left we all had a good laugh because this is the kind of you expect from the general public when working retail sales. Still put me in a bad mood no less. I ing hate you people.

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    good job looking out for that kid man...

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    Me: Dude you need to calm down and leave right now. This guy didn't do anything wrong. I'm not going to sit here and let you curse this guy out for no reason. I watched you both competely ignore your child while this guy went about his business. He shouldn't have been running around a dangerous parking lot in the first place and its a good thing I kept an eye on him because you didn't.
    Good show!


    I ing hate you people.
    "You people"? What do you mean, YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?

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    i hate mexicans... no racism...

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    great story.... jose lost

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    You could've replaced the word Cracker with Mexican (along with names Tyler and Cole) and it would have been the same story I went through a couple of months ago.

    Good looking out on the kid. Parents as a whole need to watch their ing kids.

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    I'm surprised you stepped in and did anything at all. I thought you gave a dissertation recently on looking out for number 1 and never interfering in other people's business. This is very unlike you, and personally I'm appalled by your sense of caring.

    I'd of expected you to watch everything unfold from inside the sales trailer drinking old black coffee and eating a stale doughnut. After all, it's not everyday you can watch a kid get run over by a Fedex truck and then watch the driver get shot to death.

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    Actually, I see that all the time with the rich nationals. They are used to having nannies 24/7 at home and aren't used to watching their kids. That little kid could probably buy you lock stock and barrel with his weekly allowance money.

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    Actually, I see that all the time with the rich nationals. They are used to having nannies 24/7 at home and aren't used to watching their kids. That little kid could probably buy you lock stock and barrel with his weekly allowance money.
    little ignacio = master bates?

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    Good show, old man.

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    Why'd you intervene?

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    I'm surprised you stepped in and did anything at all. I thought you gave a dissertation recently on looking out for number 1 and never interfering in other people's business. This is very unlike you, and personally I'm appalled by your sense of caring.

    I'd of expected you to watch everything unfold from inside the sales trailer drinking old black coffee and eating a stale doughnut. After all, it's not everyday you can watch a kid get run over by a Fedex truck and then watch the driver get shot to death.

    My thoughts exactly LOL

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    Actually, I see that all the time with the rich nationals. They are used to having nannies 24/7 at home and aren't used to watching their kids. That little kid could probably buy you lock stock and barrel with his weekly allowance money.
    Damn Richers

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    i hate mexicans... no racism...
    Most americans are not crazy about sand ######s. No racism.

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    Another day in the life of B2B. Great.

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    i hate mexicans... no racism...
    I wondered what that stench was... kind of a mix between sesame and feces... it was you. This is America. Wash your freaking hand.

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    Cue me: This is where I have to take care of not just the customer but also their kids because its all too common for self absorbed pricks like this to have one of those hispanic tragic endings. You know where the kid gets clipped in a parking lot he shouldn't have been running around aimlessly in the first place. inevitably some fat Grandma ends up screaming WHY WHY WHY into channel 5's camera..



    Oh my God that was some funny .

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    ^^ It was curry.

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    I don't get into people personal business as a general (adults). It was a kid and I said many times previously on all your wannabe hero threads where you suck each others s endlessly about being the next savior for all of mankind that if a child was involved I have no problem stepping in, nor could blame anyone else. I didn't think they'd go off but you know what I'm hardly suprised anymore by you guys. Plus I felt comfortable defusing the situation by asking them to leave and then promptly removing myself and going inside. Most of you ego driven self absorbed hero wannabes would have stood their and continued the arguement. No thanks.

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    you should have thrown a half empty coke at them as they left though...

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    I don't get into people personal business as a general (adults). It was a kid and I said many times previously on all your wannabe hero threads where you suck each others s endlessly about being the next savior for all of mankind that if a child was involved I have no problem stepping in, nor could blame anyone else. I didn't think they'd go off but you know what I'm hardly suprised anymore by you guys. Plus I felt comfortable defusing the situation by asking them to leave and then promptly removing myself and going inside. Most of you ego driven self absorbed hero wannabes would have stood their and continued the arguement. No thanks.
    Dude. You could have been shot.

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    I would have gone over and sucked the mexican wifes ties instead......

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    u work at a parkin lot?

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    you should have thrown a half empty coke at them as they left though...
    I only do that when I have an exit route planned. I'm not into getting caught.

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    u work at a parkin lot?
    yeah I sell air

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