Question about taking a leak

[Thunder Dan]

For the guys, when you are taking a leak in a urinal do you ever feel the sudden urge to just run your hand across the bottom part or the back of the urinal? I know it's about the most disgusting thing ever, and I would never do it, but just about everytime I take a piss-including about 3 minutes ago- I find myself passing the time by thinking to myself 'don't put your hand in there'- like I would ever do it, but I think that to myself about 90% of the times I take a piss in urinals

[xtremesteven33]

nope, sorry bro.

[stretch]

For the guys, when you are taking a leak in a urinal do you ever feel the sudden urge to just run your hand across the bottom part or the back of the urinal? I know it's about the most disgusting thing ever, and I would never do it, but just about everytime I take a piss-including about 3 minutes ago- I find myself passing the time by thinking to myself 'don't put your hand in there'- like I would ever do it, but I think that to myself about 90% of the times I take a piss in urinals

i think thats the brady quinn love talkin to ya

[MoSpur]

Uh...no. Sorry. You're alone on this one.

[IronMexican]

i have a urinal in my house(it's pretty cool at night, no aiming) and all i do is close my eyes and think to myself "ahhhh"

[BacktoBasics]

This tendency is developed at a young age due to the fear of vagina.

[Spurminator]

Not an option for me because I have to use both hands to urinate. It's a blessing and a curse.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

[Extra Stout]

For the guys, when you are taking a leak in a urinal do you ever feel the sudden urge to just run your hand across the bottom part or the back of the urinal? I know it's about the most disgusting thing ever, and I would never do it, but just about everytime I take a piss-including about 3 minutes ago- I find myself passing the time by thinking to myself 'don't put your hand in there'- like I would ever do it, but I think that to myself about 90% of the times I take a piss in urinals

Please don't share any more of your temptations with us.

[Thunder Dan]

gross, no way. when I'm in a public bathroom, I don't want to touch ANYTHING that's not attached to me.

no that is the thing.

I think you all have me wrong- I'm saying that it is so disgusting that I keep reminding myself not to touch it- as if it wasn't already a given.

I mean, your talking to someone that has to stand far back because I don't want piss on the bottom of my shoes, and I can't touch the handles in bathrooms unless I have a paper towel over my hand.

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Have a urinal installed in your house and you could do it all day if you want.

[thispego]

i'm too concerned with not letting my shlong touch the floor to be worried about anything else.

[englishspursfan]

just touch it ffs!

[Thunder Dan]

if I touched it I would have to cut my hand off- even boiling my hand in hot water wouldn't be enough for me

[Ronaldo McDonald]

This idea would never come to me though since I'm not a urinal man. I use the toilets all the time. Too many pecker peekers.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

For the guys, when you are taking a leak in a urinal do you ever feel the sudden urge to just run your hand across the bottom part or the back of the urinal? I know it's about the most disgusting thing ever, and I would never do it, but just about everytime I take a piss-including about 3 minutes ago- I find myself passing the time by thinking to myself 'don't put your hand in there'- like I would ever do it, but I think that to myself about 90% of the times I take a piss in urinals

Never have. But...when I'm holding a knife in a restaurant I sometimes imagine what it would be like to jump up and start stabbing the customer next to me who's been talking nonstop through dinner. When I'm hiking near a cliff I wonder about pushing a fellow hiker over the side and watching them crash to the rocks below. When I'm driving down the freeway I sometimes start pushing the accelerator harder to the floor and imagine myself suddenly jerking the car into an overpass support beam. But I've never, for the life of me, imagined something as f'd up as that.

[CosmicCowboy]

Never have. But...when I'm holding a knife in a restaurant I sometimes imagine what it would be like to jump up and start stabbing the customer next to me who's been talking nonstop through dinner. When I'm hiking near a cliff I wonder about pushing a fellow hiker over the side and watching them crash to the rocks below. When I'm driving down the freeway I sometimes start pushing the accelerator harder to the floor and imagine myself suddenly jerking the car into an overpass support beam. But I've never, for the life of me, imagined something as f'd up as that.

[Sense]

wtf no dude

[CosmicCowboy]

Never have. But...when I'm holding a knife in a restaurant I sometimes imagine what it would be like to jump up and start stabbing the customer next to me who's been talking nonstop through dinner. When I'm hiking near a cliff I wonder about pushing a fellow hiker over the side and watching them crash to the rocks below. When I'm driving down the freeway I sometimes start pushing the accelerator harder to the floor and imagine myself suddenly jerking the car into an overpass support beam. But I've never, for the life of me, imagined something as f'd up as that.

I know exactly what you mean Chopper...every time I see someone on a moped I want to run them down and hear and feel that satisfying *thump*thump* as the tires crush them. I don't feel the same about regular motorcycles...Now...smart cars I want to run over and then back up again over and over till they look like a plastic pancake oozing strawberry syrup...but those are just normal all American fantasies...wanting to wipe the back of public urinals with your hand is really ed up..

[Thunder Dan]

Never have. But...when I'm holding a knife in a restaurant I sometimes imagine what it would be like to jump up and start stabbing the customer next to me who's been talking nonstop through dinner. When I'm hiking near a cliff I wonder about pushing a fellow hiker over the side and watching them crash to the rocks below. When I'm driving down the freeway I sometimes start pushing the accelerator harder to the floor and imagine myself suddenly jerking the car into an overpass support beam. But I've never, for the life of me, imagined something as f'd up as that.

yeah see I have these impulses too, like when I'm driving I always wonder like if I ran over that guy running over there, what would I do

[Extra Stout]

I know exactly what you mean Chopper...every time I see someone on a moped I want to run them down and hear and feel that satisfying *thump*thump* as the tires crush them. I don't feel the same about regular motorcycles...Now...smart cars I want to run over and then back up again over and over till they look like a plastic pancake oozing strawberry syrup...but those are just normal all American fantasies...wanting to wipe the back of public urinals with your hand is really ed up..

o, Mr. Vice President.

[CosmicCowboy]

Naaa...Mr. Vice President RULES!!!!...you know, when I am dove hunting I am always thinking "I wonder what would happen if I just leveled down and shot old Tom over there..."

Now Mr.Vice President on the other hand...dude thinks about it and BAM! he just throws down and DOES the dude...he's thinking " EMMMMM!!! I'm the ing VICE PRESIDENT! What the are they gonna do to ME?"

Mr. Vice President ROCKS! He probably has AIDES to wipe the back of the urinal with their hands FOR him LOL

[Brutalis]

This is just weird.

[CosmicCowboy]

This is just weird.

Aw c'mon...fantasy is normal.

You don't see a good looking woman in HEB or the bank or even church and imagine her naked and sitting on your face?

[AlamoSpursFan]

Naaa...Mr. Vice President RULES!!!!...you know, when I am dove hunting I am always thinking "I wonder what would happen if I just leveled down and shot old Tom over there..."

Now Mr.Vice President on the other hand...dude thinks about it and BAM! he just throws down and DOES the dude...he's thinking " EMMMMM!!! I'm the ing VICE PRESIDENT! What the are they gonna do to ME?"

Mr. Vice President ROCKS! He probably has AIDES to wipe the back of the urinal with their hands FOR him LOL

Mr. Vice President was smart enough to shoot old Tom over there while quail hunting. You try that dove hunting, you'd have some 'splainin' to do, Lucy...