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Now don't you go dying on me now!
Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Now don't you go dying on me now!
Big Gulps aye, welp see ya later
Pretty bird... pretty bird
Harry: "Look at the butt on that!"
Lloyd: "...he must work out"
Harry: I can't feel my hands anymore, Lloyd. T-th-they're numb!
Lloyd: Here, maybe you should wear these extra gloves... my hands are getting kinda sweaty!
Harry: Extra gloves? You've had...this pair...of extra gloves...this whole time?!?!
Lloyd: Yeah! We're in the Rockies!
Harry: I'm gonna kill you.
Lloyd: ...What?
Harry: I'm gonna KILL YOU!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU, LLOYD!
Lloyd: EEEK! HARRY! YOUR HANDS ARE FREEZING!
"His head fell off!"
"His HEAD fell off?!?"
"Yeah, he was pretty old."
FTW except it's: "Hey Guys! Oh Big Gulps aye?? ha Allright! Well, see ya later!"
Probably when they both lose their job the same day and Lloyd called Harry a loser, that was classic.
Harry: You had extra gloves the whole time?!!!
Lloyd: Yeah... we're in the Rockies!
Then when Harry goes to choke Lloyd, Lloyd yells out,
"HARRY! Your hands are freezing!"
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"HOPE YOUR NOT USING THE TOILET. IT'S BROKEN."
Harry: Hey hey Lloyd, we are supposed to talk about all expenditures. We are on a very tight budget.
Lloyd: This did'nt come out of our travel fund.
Harry: oh no?
Lloyd: No. Yeah I was able to raise 25 extra bucks before we left.
Harry: Where did you get 25 extra bucks?
Lloyd: SOld some stuff. To Billy in 4c.
Harry: The blind kid??
Lloyd: Hahyeah... yeah.
Harry: What did you sell him Lloyd?
Lloyd: just some stuff.
Harry: WHat kind of stuff??
Lloyd: you know.. few baseball cards, sack of marbles.. *cough*petie
Harry: Petie?? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid??!? Whatyou, Lloyd! Petie didnt even have a Head!!
Lloyd: Harry... I took care of it!
Lloyd:"I expected the rocky mountains to be a little bit more rockier than this"
Harry:"Yeah that John Denver is full of "
Lloyd:"What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me hooking up"
Mary:"Not good"
Lloyd: "Not good as in 1 in 100?"
Mary:"I'd say more like 1 in a million"
Lloyd: "So you're saying there is a chance?" Yeahhhh!"
Mary: See you at 7:45?
Harry: I was thinking more like a quarter to 8.
Mary: <laughs>
Harry: Ok 7:45
Harry:Yeah they strapped this bullet proof vest on me and gave me a gun.
Lloyd: But what if he shot you in the face?
Harry: What if he shot me in the face?
Harry: Wait a minute! Maybe she meant 10 o'clock at night.
Lloyd: You think?
Harry: Why would she have you meet her at a bar at 10 in the morning?
Lloyd: I dont know. I just thought she was a raging alcoholic.
The scene when Lloyd is riding on that moped yelling Harry's name:
Harry: Just when I thought you couldnt be dumber. Then you go out and totally redeem yourself!
I thought the Rocky Mountains were going to be rockier than this...
That John Denver is full of
is that a tranny?
Cop: Pull over
Lloyd: No, its a cardigan, but thanks for noticing. Killer boots man.
I crack up at that every time.
I like when Llyod swaps the dog van for the pissy scooter and Harry says something along the lines of :
"Lloyd, just when I think you can not get any more stupid, you go and do something like this..... and completely redeem yourself!"
haha and right after that "gimme that booze you pumpkin pie haircutted freak!"
Look there is more hitch hikers..........PICK EM UP!!
Mary.......I totally wanna make love to a schoolboy.
I'm gonna stand by the bar......put out the vibe.
"We got no food, we got no jobs. Our pets heads are falling off!!!!"
My favorite "scene" w/o much dialogue.
C-Bass - "Who's the dead man that hit me with the salt shaker?"
Lloyd - Points at Harry
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