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    PELICANS!!! BRHornet45's Avatar
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    Muhammad Barack Hussein Obama will address a crowd at the MTV VMA's tomorrow night of more than 70,000 people completely covered by a circular seating arrangement. And in the center, where Hussein will be standing, is what appears to be a large structure that resembles the ancient Greek temple of the goddess Athena. Members of Al-Qaeda will be working under cover as personal security for Hussein as well. Also, rumor has it that rappers Kanye West and Ludacris, as well as R&B singer Lauren "I can't stand white people" Hill will give a special performance as a tribute to Hussein.

    http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/08...ptance-speech/

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    I don't understand how your lying helps you here.

    Ok, I guess it's satire. as such, it's not very good.
    Last edited by ChumpDumper; 08-27-2008 at 07:37 PM.

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    It's wonderful to see political discourse in this nation at such unprecedented levels of sophistication.

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    And the Republican lowly whisper begins to turn into a big loud "WHY ISN'T OBAMA ONE OF US!? WE'RE STUCK WITH OLD FART McOLDASS AND HIS ED UP FACIAL GLAND. BUT I GUESS DADDY YANKEE MAKES UP FOR SOME OF IT... ! LET'S HOPE THIS EXPERIENCE THING PAYS OFF, OH , IT WON'T."

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    BrHornets does not have any koolaid.

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    There's nothing quite as good as some old fashioned fear mongering.

    Did you hear that Obama has a muslim-sounding name that include his middle name Hussein, which we all know how that went the last time that it was in the news, to say nothing of his last name, which sounds su iously like "Osama," making him probably the devil incarnate -- both Hussein and Osama? Come on!

    On top of that, um, well, you see -- he's black!! I mean, he probably listens to lots of rap and R&B. He might even want to paint the White House black, since you know how those people are!!!

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    That, my friends, is not a post we can believe in.

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