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A true "richer" quote from a true richer!!
I was looking for some useful information to add to the men's multiple O thread and found this silly place http://www.icame.com/. Not extremely scientific but entertaining.
(p.s. it isn't porn, but if you are @ work and bored, you might want to be careful)
So if you can stand another quote thread:
Quotations on Sex, Love and Sexuality
"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?" (Bette Midler)
"Sex is an emotion in motion." (Mae West)
"The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform." (Dr. Alfred Kinsey)
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." (Woody Allen)
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." (Anonymous)
"A really hard laugh is like sex—one of the ultimate diversions of existence." (Jerry Seinfeld)
"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it." (Anonymous)
"For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches." (Stacy Nelkin)
"The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes." (Scott Roeben)
"I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible." (Leslie Nielsen)
"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." (Lilly Tomlin)
"I always thought music was more important than sex—then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn't bother me." (Jackie Mason)
"You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view." (Maureen Lipman)
"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." (Matt Groening)
"Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts." (Jeff Foxworthy)
"The kiss is a wordless articulation of desire whose object lies in the future, and somewhat to the south." (Lance Morrow)
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." (Steve Martin)
"If it wasn't for pickpockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all." (Rodney Dangerfield)
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." (Matt Barry)
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." (George Burns)
"Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained." (William Blake)
"Great food is like great sex—the more you have the more you want." (Gael Greene)
"Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures." (Samuel Johnson)
"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." (Gloria Leonard)
"The nice thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it." (Truman Capote)
"If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter." (George Carlin)
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." (Billy Crystal)
"The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it." (Woody Allen)
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone)
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." (Robert De Niro)
"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute." (Unknown)
"The common thread that binds nearly all animal species seems to be that males are willing to abandon all sense and decorum, even to risk their lives, in the frantic quest for sex." (Randy Thornhill and Craig T. Palmer)
"If you're given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal." (Katherine Hepburn)
"The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you." (Woody Allen)
"Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part." (Aimee Mullins)
"It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. It’s like a kind of poetry." (Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider)
"But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already." (Waiter Rant)
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." (Woody Allen: Annie Hall)
A true "richer" quote from a true richer!!
Damn straight. Nowadays when I'm in the mood for love I always roll around naked on a giant pile of $20s first as a means of foreplay. Usually I'm covered in syrup (or gravy) so the bills stick to my hairy back and my long, dangly, old man ball sack. I'm getting worked up just thinking about it. Rich does make the older set sexy and I'm living proof of that, sister!!!A true "richer" quote from a true richer!!
I know. But who hasn't seen a guy go from "average" to "freaking hot" when he got into his car?A true "richer" quote from a true richer!!
I wouldn't say it is sexier than any body part, but it's definitely just as important.
I haven't.
Here's my sex quote:
"You put the into the pussy"
"Sex is like pizza, best if it's hot but still good even when it's cold."
Read this somewhere, a little "cheesy" though.
I'm never reading one of your posts again.
This one's my favorite"Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained." (William Blake)
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