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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis: report

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    Sun Aug 31, 2:25 AM ET

    KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

    The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

    Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

    It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.

    "The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.

    On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.

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    "The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.
    Will they be using advanced equipment, or will they discharge him manually?

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    Will they be using advanced equipment, or will they discharge him manually?

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    Ron Jeremy needs to get over to Malaysia with a crate of Extendze. The man could make a fotune.

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    sounds like something norcal would do

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    Any guy that goes to these lengths to try to please a woman is nuts.

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    I thought this was gonna be a thread about jacking off.

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    Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis: report

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/malaysiasexoffbeat

    Sun Aug 31, 2:25 AM ET

    KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

    The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

    Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

    It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.

    "The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.

    On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.
    He must have reached for the KY and got the superglue instead.

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    You down wit' O.C.D.? Borosai's Avatar
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    He must have forgotten the spring washer.

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