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Or she could have "accidentally" spilled the Sprite on her friend, but all-in-all, a sharp mind on that daughter of yours.
Well gang we have our first school suspension. 3 days for "fighting". I couldn't be more proud. Its was a tough situation and I'm shocked...absolutely floored at how this entire thing unfolded. I'm greatful that at some point a difference was made in between my "look out for #1" father daughter rants because a lot of times you have to put yourself down a notch or two and cover a friend in need. Let me break yesterday down for you.
I get a call around 1pm from the wife. She tells me shes gotta go to the school because there's been a fight. I'm figuring its the older one (13) because she's pretty and scrappy and tends to piss off the ladies when she hangs around her "male" friends...sup yesterdays thread, strange coincidence YES, some here might call it "GODS sign". Turns out its the younger one (12). I'm pretty suprised because she is highly non-confrontational. I told the wife to not let her do anything until I get home and we talk about it. No problem because she has a ton of errands to run and will probably be home when around the same time I get home.
I get home and open the door to the kiddo on the computer.
Me: What the is this. Your ass is in trouble get off the computer Marciano.
Kiddo: Who's Marciano?
Me:
Wife: I let her on. Go ahead and tell him what happened.
Kiddo: Well I was sitting in class and my friend sitting next to me had a bag and all kinds of books piled up on her lap so I asked her what the heck she was doing. She lifted up the bag and she was soaked all the way down to her knees.
Me:is this a first period story?
Kiddo: SHE PEED HERSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
Everyone in the room: ::holdingBackLaughterMeSemiConfused::
Kiddo: her face was sooo sad she looked bad and I felt real sorry for her. We were about ten minutes away from the bell ringing and she was frustrated trying to use her bag to dry her pants. She was about to cry. So I told her I had an idea and to just play it cool and not say anything/
Me: I'm gonna stop you right there because if you pissed yourself like that Adam Sandler movie I'm going to ing ground you for an extremely long time based on stupidity alone.
Kiddo: NOOOO I took my Sprite out of my bag and shook it up under my desk. I opened it and sprayed it all over her then flung as much of it as I could on her. I threw the can at her, called her a and told her I hated her. Mr. Vasquez took us both out of class and down the Vice Principals office. They gave her a towel and sat us down in the lobby. I told her not to say anything and that I wouldn't be in that much trouble so just relax and tell them you don't know why I went loopy.
Me: Good ideaand
to you....so what did the VP have to say.
Kiddo: I just told him I didn't know why I was so mad and that I just didn't like the way she was looking at me. He told me that he considered the can a weapon
Me: I can go talk to the school if you want but I'm gonna guess you'd rather have the 5 day weekend huh.
Kiddo: I'd rather just leave it alone.
Me: I bet you would. Enjoy your 5 days.
So not much later the little girl called and her parents wanted to talk to one of us I quickly defered this to wifey. The parents seemed pretty cool about it (obviously) and they offered to go in tomorrow too but my wife said it was no big deal and since it all pretty much worked out there's no reason to go in and expand the story because grown ass adults talk too. No doubt the story would have been public in no time. So everyone just decided to leave it alone. Her friend is extremely thankful.
Might not have been the best plan because she could have probably walked in front of her to the bathroom or something but I really can't complain.
Or she could have "accidentally" spilled the Sprite on her friend, but all-in-all, a sharp mind on that daughter of yours.
I wish I could be a preteen daughter of B2B, it seems like a pretty good gig.
Big Ups to your daughter!
B2B quick goat thinking on your daughters part. Props to her!!
A for the idea
B for the execution
Cool story, sharp kid!
DUDE wtf you have a 12 year old and 13 year old? You have 3 right?
good story
You just want to feel your pre teen boobies
Yeah I got three. The girls (stepdaughters) are 12 and 13 and my boy is 2 and half.
I was so waiting for the "Bel Air" line at the end of the post.
Sure you didn't leave it out?
Ha, that's funny. Plus it might help that instead of begin known as quiet and meek, she is quiet and ready to beat you up.
Props to your daughter and ya'll for being cool about it.
Apple don't fall too far from the tree!
Glad some of your fairness & common sense rubbed off on her
I'd have grounded my daughter. I don't play.
Who pisses their pants in middle school?
Thats seems silly.
No . Pretty scary thought. I don't know if she just had to go but didn't want to ask or she simply pulled a blue hair and accidently wet herself.
It happens A LOT more than you think it would in middle school ... I heard several times last year about someone doing it from my daughter at her school. Maybe it's because they don't let these kids out of class every time they feel like it because then all of the little ers wouldn't be doing anything but loitering in the hall all day.
And I know they don't have a lot of time between classes to go. Who knows.
I think what she did was brilliant ... because middle school kids are brutal. I'm pretty sure that someone dear to my heart would have been pissed, though.
just a thought.. your daughter may want to think about looking for different friends.. you really think it's a good idea for her to be running around with kids who have "bladder control problems"? SHe'd be a weirdo by association.
Good thing I raised these kids to give a more about themselves than what some re preteen thinks of them. I hear what you're saying though. You are who you run with and no one wants to be associated with a grown bed wetter.
Thing is, no one knows the kid has "bladder control problems" except for his daughter. Her heroic spilling of the Sprite made it look like she had soda all over her, and not urine.
lets hope this is a one time occurrence or else b2b's daughter is going to have to do some pretty quick thinking all year long.
on another note... I can't wait... in about 3 years or so b2b's daughter's are gonna be jailbait age and we'll have all sorts of fun with that!
Bad pun.I'm pretty sure that someone dear to my heart would have been pissed, though.
Unintentional pun. Sorry.
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