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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    I just put this to the test. Here's what I did.

    I ran down to Home Depot and purchased a non-contact infared thermometer. The one that instantly measure temperatures in automobile engines or other machinery by simply pointing the laser. Its half Italian half American (sup Funt) infrared technology is an excellent value. The temperature ranges: -4°F/-20°C to 968°F/520°C with a distance to spot accuracy: 8 to 1 and a single circuit chip design to prevent jamming.

    I then purchased a 1500 watt dual temperature heat gun with 572° Fahrenheit low, and 1112° Fahrenheit high. It has a durable ABS body and a three-way switch thats easily reached with the middle finger. I also bought one of those diamond plate Snap-on tool boxes with the hardcoated top bench so I'd have a place to assemble this apparatus.

    Finally I invested in a new laptop to add up my savings.

    I then took a small drill with an extremely expensive laser cut diamond bit and drilled a Sequ size hole in the quarter. I attached some silicon laced hemp twine through the Sequ hole and made my way to the machine.

    I heated the Marini slit I mean money slit up and took a temp ready of 742 degrees hot and ready. To prep the insertion I pounded on the machine like it was a near dead horse hunched over a barrel of water struggling through a hot summer day on a pretentious richer ranch. I then inserted the quarter and pulled back vigrously (not a SpursWoman pun) until it returned. Repeated this until the desired amount is achived and ordered my drink.

    Let me know if you need a copy of the tools and instructions to do this yourself.

    Don't under estimate how much you really drink sodas.

    This Will. Save. You. Thousands.

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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    With this in place you will be a richer in no time.

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    Richie Rich

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    I don't want a copy of the instructions, I just want pictures. Please. Or video. Better.

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    I don't want a copy of the instructions, I just want pictures. Please. Or video. Better.
    All I have are shots.

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    All I have are shots.
    I'll take em. Fully ed though. None of that half- ed BS.

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    With this in place you will be a richer in no time.
    Self made richer... lol

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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    I'll take em. Fully ed though. None of that half- ed BS.
    You have to PM me and we have to work out a trade. Protocol.

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    I'll take em. Fully ed though. None of that half- ed BS.


    If you are offering to trade shots you better empty your mailbox now

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    All I have are shots.

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    shots are always a letdown, as they invariably get compared to actual .

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    . Funny thing, I seriously recieved one very similar to that in a PM yesterday!! It was much bigger though:

    [/QUOTE]

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    I got out ed!!

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    . Funny thing, I seriously recieved one very similar to that in a PM yesterday!! It was much bigger though:

    [/QUOTE]

    Wow! Those are so much bigger than mine

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    That's okay. It's....cute. I'm sure Atrain feels better now.

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    I'd like to make some nuggets out of this gigantic :



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    This thread had potential. Its some of my best work. Thanks for making this about peni

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    That's okay. It's....cute. I'm sure Atrain feels better now.
    a bit

    Hey Maalox since you like those fake s I found one for you


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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    This thread had potential. Its some of my best work. Thanks for making this about peni
    I believe you were to first to raise the subject.

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    I believe you were to first to raise the subject.
    details

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    a bit

    Hey Maalox since you like those fake s I found one for you

    Crap that one is made out of iron! No thank you; I'll stick with the real thing.

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    i see my is making its' rounds. enjoy

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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    I believe you were to first to raise the subject.
    The subject is and he raised it?! Interesting


    If that's the subject then the word of the day is legs. Spread the word

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    i see my is making its' rounds. enjoy
    Yes I enjoyed it so much I just had to share!

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    Yes I enjoyed it so much I just had to share!
    big surprise there. I knew Viva was laying the pipe down!!

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