Large Hadron Collider fires up tomorrow

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=t...gQUiV5qRl4216A

It's been nice knowing everyone

[Spurminator]

If this happens while I'm in an airplane do I have a slim chance of survival?

[baseline bum]

You misspelled hard-on.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

The whole "black hole" end of the world bull has already been debunked. People who believe the world is going to end tomorrow are the same idiots that believed on the Y2K bull .

[Albert Einstein]

Well im already dead so..

[ShoogarBear]

You misspelled hard-on.

Really, I think the same thing every time I see that.

[balli]

I for one hope it works. Particle physics is an enormously compelling field.

[balli]

Well im already dead so..

Then shouldn't you be Albert Einstein's Ghost?

[CuckingFunt]

You misspelled hard-on.

Hard-on Collider?

Kinda gay, don't you think?

Kinda really gay...

[Brutalis]

Oh snap! What time is it there?!

[ShoogarBear]

I for one hope it works. Particle physics is an enormously compelling field.

It certainly has its attractions.

[ShoogarBear]

Well im already dead so..

This is all your fault, anyway.

[balli]

It certainly has its attractions.

[Brutalis]

Well I am a little concerned. If they don't know what it's going to do how can they deny any theories of what might happen to begin with?

So let's waste 9.3 billion just to take a crack at figuring out the big bang that never even happened to begin with? Hokay.

[ShoogarBear]

Let me guess, you're not a big fan of the Space program?

[1369]

Well, they're only testing the collider today (only one beam in one direction), so no black holes today.

Besides, the same folks from the future who traveled back in time to make sure the SCSC was killed will come back again to save humanity from itself.

Hope they bring their flying cars with them this time.

[Trainwreck2100]

Well, they're only testing the collider today (only one beam in one direction), so no black holes today.

Besides, the same folks from the future who traveled back in time to make sure the SCSC was killed will come back again to save humanity from itself.

Hope they bring their flying cars with them this time.

The Standing coucil of scottish chiefs are dead?

[IronMexican]

I'm going to Mexico if this is true.

[MrChug]

I'm raping the twin blonde teens next door... it. lol

[mrsmaalox]

They'll flip the switch only; first collision won't occur for about a month.

[tlongII]

I thought this thread was about sword fighting...

[Solid D]

Be careful how you respond to this thread. It's clearly a trap to see how intelligent of a poster you are and if you will misread the word Hadron.

[MrChug]

Be careful how you respond to this thread. It's clearly a trap to see how intelligent of a poster you are and if you will misread the word Hadron.

Do I still get to do the twins??

Actually, they're pretty flirty little minxes...I don't think I'd have to put up much of a fight. In fact, I'm double bolting my doors.

[Slydragon]

Black Hole + T park = plugged, Whats the issue?

[Obstructed_View]

Well, they're only testing the collider today (only one beam in one direction), so no black holes today.

Besides, the same folks from the future who traveled back in time to make sure the SCSC was killed will come back again to save humanity from itself.

Hope they bring their flying cars with them this time.

Ann Richards traveled back in time??