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So you can masturbate to Sarah Palin on TV right in the shower? Perfect!
As I already told in another thread it's time for my annual pilgrimage to Amsterdam to what is the second biggest trade show in our industry (the biggest one being in Las Vegas every spring). I boarded the plane for Zurich in Ljubljana today and was supposed to catch another one to Amsterdam from there. Unfortunately the flight to Amsterdam was canceled because the plane broke down and because of some sort of strike Swiss doesn't have the resource to fly us to Amsterdam until tomorrow morning.
So they shuttled us off to different hotels, and since I've been a Lufthansa Gold member (they actually call it some other ridiculously pompous name) for years (which basically means I get automatically upgraded to business class for all European flights) I was in the group that got driven to a very nice downtown hotel.
After I filled out the form, the receptionist, a rather attractive young lady (OK she was fricking hot with a disarming smile and rather nice behind), takes me to my room and once there shows me all the different features of the room (air conditioning control, TV, Do not disturb button.... you know the usual things). The last thing she shows me (no it's not what you perverts are thinking) is a pair of wooden panels in the room and as she pushes the panels to the sides they reveal the bathtub right behind them - basically putting the tub in the middle of the room (I'll attach a few picture at the end).
As the idiot that I am I blurt out "Oh, that's a bit naughty!". At which the lovely lady looks me straight in the eyes and with her most professional voice informs me that it's so that you can watch the TV while taking a bath or shower.
I was trying very hard not to turn completely red - and failing miserably.
So here's my story how today I became a dirty old man in Zurich...
So you can masturbate to Sarah Palin on TV right in the shower? Perfect!
Does it have hot water ?
I believe that this is what you Americans call french benefits
No.
No Oreos either....
What flavor is that Slurpee on the table ?
It's ice coffee (similar to Starbucks' frapuccinos - but not quite).
That is a pretty awesome room. Do they have any Swedish "massage therapist" on call ?
^^^This sounds exactly like the opening moments of a porn scene.
Receptionist: Here you are, Mr. Slomo, your very own sexy bathtub with a view of the TV so you can watch porno....er, I mean...the news.
Slomo: I might be very lonely in there, wanna join?
Secretly promiscuous receptionist: Oh, slo-mee! Turn on some Sarah Palin, and show me your Lufthansa Gold!!
Slomo: Now THAT'S room service!!!!
Of course!
But Lufthansa refuses to pay for them
I know
She had to ruin it though
So, how many places are you known as a dirty old man now?
Don't pee in the tub. They will find out.
Officially, this might be the first one.
So, how many places are you known as a dirty old man now?
Unofficially? who knows...
Seriously though, It was so obvious where my mind was, and she just nailed me. I hope she's not on duty tomorrow at check out - I'm going to have trouble making eye contact if she is
How?
I'm going to go test this right now.
It would be real funny if the tub turned blue and you started to panic. Then I would say "that's how"
How?
I'm going to go test this right now.
I don't know if I'd panic, but I would definitely post pictures!
Make sure to spell your name in the tub
I don't know if I'd panic, but I would definitely post pictures!
You wish.
How's the weather over there? Still in the 20s or has it dipped into the teens?
Make sure you watermark those pictures!!!
Your lucky the hotel in Zurich I was at in May of 07 was semi dumpy. I have horrible luck with hotels in Europe. To me, the Super 8 in the USA is just as good or better than some of the "better" hotels in Europe.
He better not be dipping into the teens ....unless she is eighteen.
It's been established that he's a dirty old man.
Cue Mouse to photoshop a blue SLOMO into the tub pic....
whats the name of that hotel?
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