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I didn't believe that for a second!
Towanda, PA - Long has it been popular in US culture to likely something improbable to "a one-legged man winning an ass-kicking compe ion". After this past weekend, this phrase may have to be retired.
The 34-year-old Towanda resident John Kelly didn't have a lot of expectations when he entered the 4th Annual City Ass-Kicking Contest on account of his missing appendage.
"My whole life people have been telling me I couldn't kick ass," Bob told Smooth Operator. "Even more so after I lost my leg in a tragic vending machine accident."
Yet kick ass is just what Bob did, defeating all five compe ors he faced, including reigning champion Terry Jones.
"The speed, the agility... suffice to say, this guy would kick even a three legged man's ass," said Jones shortly after relinquishing his crown which he had held for the past two years.
"They say that when a man loses his sight or hearing, his other senses become heightened," said Bob. "In my case, losing one leg just made the other leg more ready to kick some serious ass."
Following the compe ion, Bob said that he intends to travel to other towns and compete in their ass-kicking contests. He even admitted he might start taking names too.
http://www.smthop.com/articles1details.asp?NewsNum=1117
tragic vending machine accident? WTF!!
Videos or it didn't happen.
Now time for the "2 legged cat trying to bury a turd in the sand" contest.
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