Education
Social Security.
700 billion chicken fajitas
script club w/adam jones
play the stock market.
or you could get 3,500,000,000,000 chicken nuggets from the Wendy's value menu.
2000 McDonald's Apple Pies for every American!!!!
I think they stole this from Jon Stewart.....It is one third of the total amount of money received by the federal government in 2007, including social security, income tax, corporate tax, and all other receipts.
It is $140 billion more than has been spent on the Iraq war since the invasion.
It is $120 billion more than that spent on social security benefits.
It is almost 3 billion nonrefundable bus fares from Durham to San Francisco, leaving tomorrow.
It is nine times the amount spent on education in 2007.
It could pay for 2,000 McDonalds apple pies for every single American.
It is 35 times the amount spent on all foreign aid in most years.
It is more zeros than the calculator that comes with my computer allows.
It is 7,000 times bigger than the Sierra club’s yearly budget.
According to some estimates, it is three times what it would cost, over 10 years, to reduce oil dependency by 20%.
Its over twice the amount of all money given to all charitalbe organizations in the United States in any given year.
It is more than $100 for every person in the world.
Damn. That's a lot of barbecue sauce.
the sauce will probably be extra![]()
A night with Eliot Spitzer's hooker for everyone in the country.
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$2500 for every American man, woman and child. Now there is an economic booster.
Bush called. He wants the money you received from the 'Economy stimulus program' back, with interest.
What would $0 be at the current interest rate?
2x lower level Spurs season tix
a kickass entertainment room setup,90 inch 1080p, bose surround sound, all gaming systems stadium seats and wall to wall gold
A time machine. Surely.
direct deposit to my mutha in wallet
17,500 golden parachutes for execs just like the one McCain's economic advisor, Carly Fiorina, got when she was canned at HP.
100 billion for the san antonio spurs and the rest for their fans
Revolution.
But the scrip club would do.
1 almost self-sustaining base on Mars
1 almost self-sustaining base on the Moon
Orbital infrastructure capable of bootstrapping a genuine colonization effort for mars
massive R & D on renewable energy
incubator tax breaks on renewable energy firms, to be phased out
tax credits for distributed power generation installation on private buildings, such as solar panels.
funding educational loans
There we go.
I really can't stand the Al Gore catastrophist movement.
I'm going to burn a pile of tires today.
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