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  1. #1
    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    Are Lovely Dark And Deep
    And I Have Promises To Keep
    And Miles To Go Before I Sleep
    Do You Hear Me Butterfly
    Miles To Go Before You Sleep

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    There is unrest in the forest,
    There is trouble with the trees,
    For the maples want more sunlight
    And the oaks ignore their pleas.

    The trouble with the maples,
    (And they're quite convinced they're right)
    They say the oaks are just too lofty
    And they grab up all the light.
    But the oaks can't help their feelings
    If they like the way they're made.
    And they wonder why the maples
    Can't be happy in their shade.

    There is trouble in the forest,
    And the creatures all have fled,
    As the maples scream "Oppression!"
    And the oaks just shake their heads

    So the maples formed a union
    And demanded equal rights.
    "The oaks are just too greedy;
    We will make them give us light."
    Now there's no more oak oppression,
    For they passed a noble law,
    And the trees are all kept equal
    By hatchet, axe, and saw.

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    Goodwill Ambassador spurs_fan_in_exile's Avatar
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    If you go out in the woods today
    You're sure of a big surprise.
    If you go out in the woods today
    You'd better go in disguise.

    For every bear that ever there was
    Will gather there for certain, because
    Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.


    Picnic time for teddy bears,
    The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today.
    Watch them, catch them unawares,
    And see them picnic on their holiday.
    See them gaily dance about.
    They love to play and shout.
    And never have any cares.
    At six o'clock their mommies and daddies
    Will take them home to bed
    Because they're tired little teddy bears.

    If you go out in the woods today,
    You'd better not go alone.
    It's lovely out in the woods today,
    But safer to stay at home.

    For every bear that ever there was
    Will gather there for certain, because
    Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

    Picnic time for teddy bears,
    The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today.
    Watch them, catch them unawares,
    And see them picnic on their holiday.
    See them gaily dance about.
    They love to play and shout.
    And never have any cares.
    At six o'clock their mommies and daddies
    Will take them home to bed
    Because they're tired little teddy bears.

    Every teddy bear, that's been good
    Is sure of a treat today
    There's lots of wonderful things to eat
    And wonderful games to play

    Beneath the trees, where nobody sees
    They'll hide and seek as long as they please
    Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

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    It's a process... mexicanjunior's Avatar
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    Are Lovely Dark And Deep
    And I Have Promises To Keep
    And Miles To Go Before I Sleep
    Do You Hear Me Butterfly
    Miles To Go Before You Sleep
    That sounds like the poem from Grindhouse that Kurt Rusell gives for a lap dance...

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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    That sounds like the poem from Grindhouse that Kurt Rusell gives for a lap dance...
    thats cause it is

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    The bear went over the mountain to see what he could see. HEY!
    The other side of the mountain was all that he could see, SO!
    He went back over the mountain to see what he could see. HEY!
    The other side of the mountain was all that he could see!
    You darn fool, you darn fool, can't you plainly see? HEY!
    It's nothing but a cabbage head his grandma said to me. HO!
    Many a-miles I've traveled, a thousand miles or so, HEY!
    I never saw a head of cabbage with hair upon it before!
    WHAT'S THIS CABBAGE?!
    The bear went over the mountain to see what he could see. HEY!
    The other side of the mountain was all that he could see, SO!
    He went back over the mountain to see what he could see. HEY!
    The other side of the mountain was all that he could see!
    HEY, IS THAT A BEAR OVER THERE?!!
    ''Hey, Boo Boo, let's scare the ranger.''
    ''Gee, Yogi...''
    You darn fool, you darn fool, can't you plainly see? HEY!
    It's nothing but a cabbage head his grandma said to me. HO!
    Many a-miles I've traveled, a thousand miles or so, HEY!
    I never saw a head of cabbage with hair upon it before!
    SOMEBODY GIVE THAT CABBAGE A HAIR CUT!!

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    JekkaIsGoddess Jekka's Avatar
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    Jess
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    Michigan Wolverines

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    There is unrest in the forest
    There is trouble with the trees
    For the maples want more sunligh
    And the oaks ignore their pleas

    The trouble with the maples
    (and theyre quite convinced theyre right)
    They say the oaks are just too lofty
    And they grab up all the light
    But the oaks cant help their feelings
    If they like the way theyre made
    And they wonder why the maples
    Cant be happy in their shade?

    There is trouble in the forest
    And the creatures all have fled
    As the maples scream `oppression!`
    And the oaks, just shake their heads

    So the maples formed a union
    And demanded equal rights
    the oaks are just too greedy
    We will make them give us light
    Now theres no more oak oppression
    For they passed a noble law
    And the trees are all kept equal
    By hatchet,
    Axe,
    And saw ...

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    San Antonio, TX
    Post Count
    5,326
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Check post numero two-o, Joe...


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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
    Location
    Converse, TX
    Post Count
    21,547
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Ohio State Buckeyes
    Check post numero two-o, Joe...

    D'OH!!

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