A man was walking homealone late one foggy
night,when
behind him he hears:BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Walking
faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Terrified,
the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind
himFASTER...FASTER...BUMP...BUMP...
BUMP...He
runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and
locks the door behind him.However,
the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket
clappingclappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...on
his heels, the terrified man runs.Rushing
upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his
head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps.With
a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.Bumping
and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for
something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough
syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the
casket...
and,
The coffin stops
haha! Gay!
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