Do you shower in the mornings or evenings

[lefty]

[baseline bum]

No

[chode_regulator]

i dont shower.
i cant afford it anymore bc the dow jones has dropped so far

[Bender]

the first saturday each month (evening)

[ORION]

are we talking about golden showers ?

[IronMexican]

Showering is for pussies. I don't shower or take baths.

[ORION]

Showering is for pussies. I don't shower or take baths.

Right ! I use sandpaper to get myself clean. At least 30 grit

[BlackSwordsMan]

I rarely do.

[mexicanjunior]

Mornings...unless I am getting really effing early for work.

[lebomb]

in the evening.........who wants to go to bed smelling like ass??

[JoeChalupa]

I usually do both. At night so I don't go to bed smelling like ass and in the morning so I don't smell like I just got some ass.

[desflood]

Evenings. It's a lot more fun to get dirty in bed if you're clean when you get into it.

[Slomo]

Every Christmas whether it's necessary or not!

[lebomb]

I usually do both. At night so I don't go to bed smelling like ass and in the morning so I don't smell like I just got some ass.

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I only shower in the morning if I got ASS the night before.

[ShoogarBear]

I shower in the bathroom.

[I Love Me Some Me]

If I know I'm getting some, in the evening. If I know I'm not, in the morning.

[angel_luv]

Both- also in the afternoon time.

[balli]

Both, because late at night when I'm burnt the out from marathon COD 4/bong snap sessions, nothing beats a nice shower. Get it a hot and let the steam build up first; damn fine.

I wish I had a bathtub because if I did I'd make like The Dude and just saturate in there like a beached porpoise.

[Rip-Hamilton32]

in the morning and after basketball practice

[PM5K]

Both- also in the afternoon time.

Mmmmmmmm.....

[SequSpur]

both, for the reasons joe c said.

[CuckingFunt]

I shower in the morning and at night, but I usually only wash my hair in the morning.

[dirk4mvp]

Both. But I only use conditioner in the morning.

[Evan]

Evenings. It's a lot more fun to get dirty in bed if you're clean when you get into it.

*faints*

[ploto]

Depends on what is going on- but I love when I have the time at night to get in my jacuzzi tub, turn off the lights, light a candle, and relax in the bubbles with a nice glass of Sauvignon Blanc.