Went to Target for.....uhhhh, Hmmmm and she was in front of me!!!

[lebomb]

Vanessa Macias!!!













............................. , I forgot what I went to Target to buy when I saw her.



She is even more gorgeous in person. Absolutely beautiful and a bit top heavy

[I. Hustle]

I wanna be on you



I wanna BE on you

[florige]

Holy crap dude, what did you say to her!?

[lebomb]

Holy crap dude, what did you say to her!?

Nothing.............just stood their and

she was with her mother it looked like.........so I didnt bother them.

[I. Hustle]

Yeah sure I bet that was the only reason you didn't bother her.

[florige]

Nothing.............just stood their and

she was with her mother it looked like.........so I didnt bother them.

Man screw that man! If that had been me........ Man who am I kidding, I woulda done the exact same thing.....

[BlackSwordsMan]

''she looks smart''

[tlongII]

Did you brush up against her and cop a feel?

[I. Hustle]

ThongII I don't think you understand the severity of our obsession with Vanessa Macias here in SA. She first came into our lives trying to sell us some crappy cars. I didn’t notice it was a car commercial at first since she would wear tight sweaters and tops that would accentuate the positive. It took a member of the opposite sex to point out that the commercials were for cars and not just two minutes of bliss. Sure the commercials are long gone but the memories of mammaries will be in our hearts forever.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Did you put your pinky in her butthole?

[Anti.Hero]

You have been blessed my child.

[ATRAIN]

Who is she? She comes out in commercials? DAMN she is ing hot!!! Spank bank entry number 1,974,366 uploaded to memory.

[ATRAIN]

Vanessa Macias!!!

God Damn, I would take her home to my mom for sure!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

and you couldn't snap a pic on your cam phone? what a loser.

[mrsmaalox]

ThongII I don't think you understand the severity of our obsession with Vanessa Macias here in SA. She first came into our lives trying to sell us some crappy cars. I didn’t notice it was a car commercial at first since she would wear tight sweaters and tops that would accentuate the positive. It took a member of the opposite sex to point out that the commercials were for cars and not just two minutes of bliss. Sure the commercials are long gone but the memories of mammaries will be in our hearts forever.

Actually you shouldn't make such a generalization in the first sentence. It should read more like "ThongII I don't think you understand the severity of the obsession with Vanessa Macias here in SA by the prepubescent boys of the 80's and 90's."

[BruceBowenFan]

Actually you shouldn't make such a generalization in the first sentence. It should read more like "ThongII I don't think you understand the severity of the obsession with Vanessa Macias here in SA by the prepubescent boys of the 80's and 90's."

thats like a .

[ATRAIN]

thats like a .

She is just being a hater cause no one is drooling over her.

[mrsmaalox]

thats like a .

No I didn't mean it that way! I just meant that some of us in SA weren't born and raised here and don't have a clue who she is! I'm not contesting that she is beautiful!

[JudynTX]

Did you happen to notice if Tide was on sale?

[Mr.Whipple]

Did you feel like squeezin' the Charmin!?

[lebomb]

Did you happen to notice if Tide was on sale?

Actually at the particular time I didnt notice a damn thing other than her tiggos and fawtbox.

[JudynTX]

Actually at the particular time I didnt notice a damn thing other than her tiggos and fawtbox.

Did you notice if she was wearing any shoes?

[ATRAIN]

Actually at the particular time I didnt notice a damn thing other than her tiggos and fawtbox.

DAMN is she that hot in person? Was your wife with you?

[TDMVPDPOY]

did you press ur against ur jeans and ejaculated to the thought of her?

or mesmerize her and go home and pull out the keggel?

[I. Hustle]

DAMN is she that hot in person? Was your wife with you?

HA HA Buzzkill