Kids are hilarious - and sometimes right on the money

[desflood]

In the car on the way home a couple of days ago my kindergartener told me one of his classmates has a new baby in her house. Then he asked me,"How did the baby get in the mom's tummy? And then how do they get the mom's tummy open to get the baby out and then close it back up?" I told him we'd tell him all about it when he's eight (since that's when we had "the talk" with his older brother). Then the eight-year-old decides he wants to be helpful:

"Cameron, I'll tell you when you get to be eight. At first you're going to be like 'Eww, gross!'. And then you'll laugh a little."

[Dex]

Your kids don't even know about the stork yet?

Damned public education system.

[PeterBurns]

Actually isn't it the Big Bang Theory?
Somewhere Jay Howard Approves

[mrsmaalox]

That's so funny! Back when my son had his first sex ed class (he already knew where babies came from) I asked him how it went and he replied angrily, "Too much weiner!" Amen!