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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    PORT ST. LUCIE — Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, according to a police report released Wednesday.

    The 37-year-old victim told investigators her husband of three years punched her face and kicked her arms and legs Monday night after she accused him of having an affair.

    The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband as he used the restroom "to display his penis to her so that she can smell it," the report states.

    She said she asked him to show his genital area so she could determine whether he was cheating with another woman.

    As she went to sniff her husband's penis, he reportedly punched her mouth and started to kick her when she was on the floor. The husband then fled the scene.

    Police saw bruises and red marks on the victim's mouth, legs and arms.

    She became uncooperative when told a warrant would be filed for her husband's arrest.

    http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/dec/...eged-beater-g/

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    hey. it worked for Ike.

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    That's funny. All this time women have been looking for more subtle clues.

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    That's funny. All this time women have been looking for more subtle clues.
    Yea, just ask to smell it now.

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    I would have told her to taste it

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    What's gonna happen to Cosmo magazine? They'll no longer be able to fill up 12 pages with "How to Tell If Your Man is Cheating" articles!

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    What!? Bull !


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    Caught in a trap

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    What's gonna happen to Cosmo magazine? They'll no longer be able to fill up 12 pages with "How to Tell If Your Man is Cheating" articles!

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    I can't believe I just listend to that whole song. Thanks, asswipe

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    So if hes gay he will ask to smell his ass?

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    This infringes on the mans rights to beat the out of his annoying wife in the privacy of his own home.

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    So if hes gay he will ask to smell his ass?
    Unless he's the pitcher...















    gross.

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    "Where the have you been?!?!? I don't believe you, you sorry mother er!! Let me smell your !!!! Right NOW!!!!!"


    This is still making me laugh.

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    What movie was that from?



    I also saw it on a show with some white lady ooooohhh that HBO show where the couple lives with their daughter in a crappy apt.

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    "Where the have you been?!?!? I don't believe you, you sorry mother er!! Let me smell your !!!! Right NOW!!!!!"


    This is still making me laugh.

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    What movie was that from?



    I also saw it on a show with some white lady ooooohhh that HBO show where the couple lives with their daughter in a crappy apt.

    I thought I just pulled it out of my head.

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    My friend's wife does this all the time to him.

    I tell her she needs to examine his a-hole not smell his hammer.

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    PORT ST. LUCIE — Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, according to a police report released Wednesday.

    The 37-year-old victim told investigators her husband of three years punched her face and kicked her arms and legs Monday night after she accused him of having an affair.

    The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband as he used the restroom "to display his penis to her so that she can smell it," the report states.

    She said she asked him to show his genital area so she could determine whether he was cheating with another woman.

    As she went to sniff her husband's penis, he reportedly punched her mouth and started to kick her when she was on the floor. The husband then fled the scene.

    Police saw bruises and red marks on the victim's mouth, legs and arms.

    She became uncooperative when told a warrant would be filed for her husband's arrest.

    http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/dec/...eged-beater-g/
    I think that's a yes from a very immature husband!

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    I'd punch my woman too if she asked to smell my . That's just weird

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    Unless he's the pitcher...
    gross.

    So if hes the hitter you smell his bat?

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    At least get a blowjob out of it while she's down there on her knees already.

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    my response....


    let me smell your pussy to see if you have been cheating on me .

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