Things you can buy on Amazon

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1) Uranium

We are always in compliance with Section 13 from part 40 of the NRC Nuclear Regulatory Commission rules and regulations.

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2)Large Bag of Bones

Life-size skull, humerus, hand (on wire), hip bone and sacrum (tail bone). Also contains a foot, lower jaw, clavicle, ribs, vertebrae, arm and leg bones in various sizes from life-size to mini. 4th quality bones may be imperfect, discolored, unfinished, or have missing hardware.

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3) Ninja Grappling Hook

Specially designed grappling hook folds down for compact and easy carrying. With a few twists the 4 carbon steel talons can be locked into position assuring a safe assent. Best yet, it is rated to over 800 pounds and comes with 33 ft. of tough braided nylon rope.

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4)Wolf Urine

Great for photographers, gardeners, hunters and wildlife enthusiasts.

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5) Roswell Soil Sample

Red colored soil sample collected from the 1947 famous UFO crash site in Roswell New Mexico. Small plastic bag containing soil sample attached to a Certificate of Authenticity.

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You can also find some good deals on a Bible.

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2)Large Bag of Bones

Imagine the fun you could have with this - either putting the bones in a weathered bag and letting someone "find" it in a park or somewhere similar, or slightly burying the bones in a neighbor's yard.

Of course, this would be after you take it out back and shoot a few holes in the skull...