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    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    okay, what the

    i got a couple really odd friends. one of them, every time he does situps, blows a load in his pants. another one, every time he sneezes, blows a load as well.

    does anyone know people like this, and why they are so ing strange?


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    Believe.
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    You should probably stay off their crotches when they are performing said acts.

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    Feels bad man Mr.Bottomtooth's Avatar
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    wtf

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    WiCkEd Co Slydragon's Avatar
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    Ignignokt

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    Lottery Pick jaffies's Avatar
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    I need a few things from the grocery
    do things alone now mostly
    left me heart broken not lookin' for love
    surprised in my eyes when I looked above
    the check out counter and I saw a face
    My heart stood still so did time and space
    Never felt that I could feel real again
    But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
    She turned to me thats when she said it
    Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"

    And I

    Blow a load in my pants!

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    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    I wouldn't be starting that fitness thing with people like that.

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    Your so smart Online. Frenzy's Avatar
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    I need a few things from the grocery
    do things alone now mostly
    left me heart broken not lookin' for love
    surprised in my eyes when I looked above
    the check out counter and I saw a face
    My heart stood still so did time and space
    Never felt that I could feel real again
    But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
    She turned to me thats when she said it
    Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"

    And I

    Blow a load in my pants!
    original is better

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    Tweakers.

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    Legitimate All-Star manustarting2gd's Avatar
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    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...76173507622519

    Perfect for this thread. SNL IN MY PANTS

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    I heart 2Blonde PakiDan's Avatar
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    I ate a grape and.... ed in my pants.

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    D.I.R.T.Y. till we die manufor3's Avatar
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    when bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense i
    ED IN MY PANTS

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    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    none of you offered any posts of relevance to the original topic at hand

    beefanus will on all your faces tonight because hes a and you guys are too

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    none of you offered any posts of relevance to the original topic at hand

    beefanus will on all your faces tonight because hes a and you guys are too
    this whole thread is gy

    wtf are you doing hanging around with friends that blow loads in their pants

    freak

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    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    this whole thread is gy

    wtf are you doing hanging around with friends that blow loads in their pants

    freak
    your name is gy

    why the would anyone hang with a guy with a y name like blake


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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    okay, what the

    i got a couple really odd friends. one of them, every time he does situps, blows a load in his pants. another one, every time he sneezes, blows a load as well.

    does anyone know people like this, and why they are so ing strange?

    I don't have a clue why they are so ing strange; but then I would never publicly admit that I know, let alone am friends with, people like that!

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    why the would anyone hang with a guy with a y name like blake
    pfft. if someone doesn't want to hang with me because of my name then I definitely don't want them around.

    you hang with guys that blow loads in their pants.

    yeah, you're real normal, freak.

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    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    none of you offered any posts of relevance to the original topic at hand

    beefanus will on all your faces tonight because hes a and you guys are too

    I did.


    .

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    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    LMAO blake

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    what a freak

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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    okay, what the

    i got a couple really odd friends. one of them, every time he does situps, blows a load in his pants. another one, every time he sneezes, blows a load as well.

    does anyone know people like this, and why they are so ing strange?

    I wonder what those friends say about you?

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    I wonder what those friends say about you?
    why is stretch looking at my pants

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    Do they continue to wear said pants after blowing said loads?

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    I heart 2Blonde PakiDan's Avatar
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    okay, what the

    i got a couple really odd friends. one of them, every time he does situps, blows a load in his pants. another one, every time he sneezes, blows a load as well.

    does anyone know people like this, and why they are so ing strange?

    Having ONE friend that blows in there pants is weird... having two establishes a deviant pattern. Are you the one guy one cup guy?

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    I went to Taco Bueno the other day. After I ordered food I went into the Bathroom to pee. I thought it was odd the toliet had no walls around it. It had a urinal to. I was peeing in the urinal and this Mexican walks in,pulls his pants off and takes a right there in front of me. I left pretty quick and relized the door had a lock on it, I should have locked the door but man that was weird

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    He's weird because he likes women over the age of 18 probably.

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