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Mutha as, all of them!
Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones?"; "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight." she replied.
"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
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"I outlived the es."
Mutha as, all of them!
I have to admit - that was pretty funny!!
as religious as my grandma is, there are some old ladies she won't ever drop grudges against for whatever reason....funny stuff....
Now that one is worth passing on via e-mail.
It was some time ago.
Now that one is worth passing on via e-mail.
I must have missed it or deleted before reading. I get bombarded with tons of jokes.
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HAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!
Two firefighters are butt ing in a smoke filled room.
The fire chief walks in and says "What the is going on in here?!"
The Firefighter says "well sir, this man has got smoke inhalation."
The Chief says "why didn''t you give him mouth to mouth"
The Firefighter says "How do you think this got started?
Two firefighters are butt ing in a smoke filled room.
The fire chief walks in and says "What the is going on in here?!"
The Firefighter says "well sir, this man has got smoke inhalation."
The Chief says "why didn''t you give him mouth to mouth"
The Firefighter says "How do you think this got started?
LOL!!! good one mouse
sounds like gay porn to me
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