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This is the biggest exaggeration of all-time.
Yes, I was dying laughing at you. Yes, I walked a "couple" steps in front of you. But that was only because I was trying to get you to hurry up.
So I'm at the Spurs game and I'm waiting for Kori afterwards while she does his lockerroom reporting. I'm standing there and I feel a snap and I notice that my shoe broke. I try to patch it up but it doesn't work.
Kori comes out and I tell her that my shoe broke and she starts laughing and pointing at me. I decide to keep both of my shoes there to give them a dignified retirement at the SBC Center. We start walking away and I'm barefoot and before I know it Kori is like four or five steps ahead of me. I ask her to wait up for me and she pretends like she doesn't even know who I am. I'm tell her that I can't walk that fast and she stares into the distance as she speed walks. I finally catch up to her and by that time I've stepped on God knows how many rocks, shards of glass, used needles, etc ... and then I'm like hey Princess can you slow down I can't walk this fast without shoes on.
Right then a couple of janitors walk out and Kori looks at them and takes off speed walking again. I tell her to slow down and she says no way it's too embarrassing. I tell her that nobody cares that I don't have shoes on and she says that she doesn't want to be seen with me without shoes on.
By that time, we're in the rodeo parking lot where our car is and I'm trying not to step on who knows what. I think I see dead animals and other body parts. I finally get to the car and Kori's laughing her ass off saying how embarrassed she was.
MAN, THAT AIN'T RIGHT. She ditched me hardcore because my shoe broke. How are you gonna do a brutha like that?
Man.
This is the biggest exaggeration of all-time.
Yes, I was dying laughing at you. Yes, I walked a "couple" steps in front of you. But that was only because I was trying to get you to hurry up.
Yeah right. That was a perfect step by step recap of what happened. Couple steps my azz
Okay, maaaaaaybe four or five steps.
I can't just be walking all leisurely with someone who is barefoot ... people know who I am.
Lesson learned: Don't wear flipflops/sandals to Spurs games.
Lesson learned: The Princess has my back*
*Unless something happens.
Give it time, dude.
Soon she won't even acknowledge that she knows you.
Ain't marriage grand?
I have your back.
I kept turning around, checking on you and telling you to hurry up. I didn't ditch you. I just didn't hold your hand.
Damn. That's messed up.
You should have told her to go get the car and pick you up.
We park in the Media Parking Lot -- it's a very very short distance from the front of the SBC Center. It wasn't as horrific as he's making it sound.
Don't speak about the distance before you walk a mile in another man's ... uh, nevermind.
oh my God flipflops okay man that the wrong pair of shoes to be wearing along with boots i learned that myself on the 12-11-04 game we parked in lot6 bad idea never do that again
How does a shoe break?
Were they high heels?
If they were, are you not telling us something LJ?
well sometimes flipflops sometimes break from the part the separates the big toe from the other toes trust me i know thats why i know have a pair of nikes with meHow does a shoe break?
Were they high heels?
If they were, are you not telling us something LJ?
Flip flops are not shoes. They're a variation of sandles.
Shoes cover the entire foot and usually have laces.
Dam I know just how L J feels. never trust a woman it's in the Bible,
from the way you talk I always thought your feet never touched the ground
Maybe if timvp didn't wear those "shoes" everywhere he goes ... including the snow ... they wouldn't have broken.
The snow killed my shoes.
I remember I had some sandals that were old as . Brown and what not.
My friend called them "Jesus' sandals."
Ralph Lauren:
22 bucks.
Off BlueFly.com
don't buy your shoes at payless
Great story!
I had a flip-flop blowout when we went to Disney World in FLa.
Mine made it the whole day and finally broke on me on the way to the parking lot. And yes, while Pam and the girls were busting a gut laughing, I walked alone to the car.
it happens.
Oh man! I almost pee myself reading this thread!
LJ that woman back stabed you!
there is
for you anymore!!
I was gonna say...this from the man that wore sandals in the snow! But Kori beat me to it.
It's okay, LJ. My husband is always several paces ahead of me. Maybe he and Kori can do a marathon together.
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