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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    I'm talking about the one from like 6 or 7 years ago, where it's some ty small-time basketball league practice, and the black American player is talking crap to the tall white foreigner who sucks, and he's all "You suck Crabs!" and the foreigner says "No, It's Krebs, K-R-E-B-" and the black guys says "Whatever I don't care, man YOU ARE TERRIBLE!"

    Then there's a montage of the foreign guy practicing his jumper, then in the real game he hits the game winner and everyone is jumping up and down celebrating. After the game the black dude buys him a beer, and the foreigner is all "I want a Coors, spelled C-O-O-R-S" and they all have a big laugh.

    It's probably the greatest commercial ever made. I've searched youtube and tried googling it but I can't find it.

    First person to find it wins a $100 gift certificate to your anus.

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    Bernoullin' niggas! BUMP's Avatar
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    i think its time for a littele Dirk Cuban


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    spuds Mckenzie > all other beer commercials




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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    I'll keep bumping this until someone gets me something. Every day.

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    My friend and I still talk about this commercial.

    We've been searching for it for years. If you type "coors light krebs commercial" into Google this thread comes up. He searched last week and this is what he found.

    I even tried to e-mail Bill Simmons about this - figuring if anyone else remembered it he would - but he never answered. He's got millions of readers. One of them must have it on an old game tape.

    Anyway, this is the most hilarious commercial of all time, and it will live on through this thread.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    My friend and I still talk about this commercial.

    We've been searching for it for years. If you type "coors light krebs commercial" into Google this thread comes up. He searched last week and this is what he found.

    I even tried to e-mail Bill Simmons about this - figuring if anyone else remembered it he would - but he never answered. He's got millions of readers. One of them must have it on an old game tape.

    Anyway, this is the most hilarious commercial of all time, and it will live on through this thread.
    Right on man! We'll keep the search alive!

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    Seriously I gotta find this commercial, it is classic. Actually I'm shocked Bill Simmons doesn't have a copy of it, it seems right up his alley.

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    Anybody have an update?

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    As long as we're looking for commercials, does anyone have the old ABC commercial where Dirk is in the gym and pretends to take the game-winner at the buzzer, and then yells "I can't believe I missed it... !"

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    As long as we're looking for commercials, does anyone have the old ABC commercial where Dirk is in the gym and pretends to take the game-winner at the buzzer, and then yells "I can't believe I missed it... !"
    He said in an abc commercial?

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    I hate to bump a thread this old, but if I don't at least try, I'll never find this thing.

    I was watching the Devils-Panthers game tonight and there's a guy on the Panthers called Kreps and it reminded me.

    This commercial exists somewhere, dammit!!

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    Oh HI Mono.

    I remember you bringing up this topic a few months ago.

    Try emailing Coors Light about it.

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    My holy grail is an SNL sketch from 1998 when Matthew Broderick hosted the show. It was the last sketch before closing credits, where they usually put their off the wall out there stuff on. Broderick is talk show host and his guests are Orbit and Larry, played by Will Ferrell and Tracy Morgan. Ferrell has on like a denim vest, a mullet and a sleazy mustache, very white trash-esque. They're a comedy duo, but unlike Cheech and Chong, their drug of inspiration is Angel Dust. The sketch is Broderick playing old clips from their comedy albums while Orbit and Larry comment on it:

    Broderick: "Okay, so this is from your album 'I can take on 10 cops.' Can you tell me Orbit how you decided to play off of Larry in this bit?"

    <Plays a bunch of screaming>

    Ferrell: "Yeah, about that, I wasn't aware Larry was in the room."

    I've searched everywhere for it and can't find it. It's not on the Best of Will Ferrell SNL dvds to my knowledge. I can find this, but not the actual video:

    http://snlarc.jt.org/detail.php?i=1998050214

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    I found it for you, . You owe me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=iwGF...eature=related

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    Flyer than I have to be oh crap's Avatar
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    i still think these old bill murray nba commercials were pretty funny

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHJowbWsCuk

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    Did not find the Coors Light commercial but I found this one and it remind me of some Laker fan that was banned a few months back

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