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Leather Face! Why? Chainsaw.
Freddy Kruger
Jason Voorhees
Dracula
Frankenstein
Pin Head
Pumpkin Head
A pack of Aliens (From the movie "Aliens")
Chucky
The Creeper (From Jeepers Creepers)
The Carters (crazy ass family from "The hills have eyes")
Leather Face
Hannibal Lecter
Swamp Thing
The guy from "Saw"
The puppets from "The Puppet Master"
Carrie White (The movie "Carrie")
Other (State who and why)
OK, so Im watching Freddy Vs Jason, not the greatest of movies. It got me thinking though, who would win in a Battle Royale of the baddest MFers in horror films?
Post your reasonings if you can.
Leather Face! Why? Chainsaw.
Jason for the same reason I hate the Friday the 13th movies, he's indestructible pretty much
He is a bad guy from the hood? He does not mess around with "chainsaws" or "machetes" he bust caps in that ass. Need I say more?
But in all honesty, Hannibal.
I have to say, I honestly think Hannibal Lecter would be the first to die.
and I know, technically its the 14th now, but the movie started late.
Im going with Pin Head, those Raiser movies scared the out of me more than any Freddy or Jason movie ever did.
What? He would mind rape all the others into killing each other while he sits back and enjoys a fine Chianti!
Hannibal is the Tim Duncan of bad guys.
you have got to be kidding, Freddy would so mind his ass he would make Hannibal eat his own brains.
Jason would be thinking "what the are you saying?" *start chopping limbs off*
Even Chucky would kick his ass.
Dont get me wrong, Hannibal is a badass, but he is WAY outclassed in this lineup.
I hope someone remembers this thread as we have another Friday 13th coming in March, if I dont remember to bump I hope someone else does.
Jason and Freddy are idiots. They are slow and dumb. Yes they are beast, but Hannibal would out quick them and think them. Are you trying to say Freddy and Jason are smarter than Hannibal?
You just watched F vs J, how can you say this. They offed each other in the dumbest way possible.
Pinhead. Nuff said.
The guy cant be touch.
How about Vader or Agent Smith? Do they count? Cause Vader would kill all.
Just as an aside, these guys are some of my favs:
Dude Hannibal is a very witty human being for sure. But, Not supernatural. Any of those mentioned with supernatural abilities can easily annihilate him.
Now jigsaw guy vs Hannibal is a debatable match and I would still give the match to jigsaw.
Someone with taste!
Then I go with Vader.
Carrie. Her psionic powers top even Jason's invulnerability and Freddie's quickness.
You want to know who would not win?
For those that have never seen a Raiser movie, you dont know what you are missing. Pin head makes Freddy and Jason look like your neighborhood childhood friend. Those movies are ing twisted.
Its a ing Clive Barker film!!! Stephen King even sucks his !
Here's the trailer from the Origional movie back in '87 I think.
Pin Head can kick some ass, put the whole Cenobite team in their and no one stands a chance.
Last edited by phyzik; 02-14-2009 at 04:10 AM.
I went with the Aliens
Notable omissions:
Jaws - In water he would rule ass. They wouldn't be able to do without their legs...which would be an appetizer to him. Except for the Aliens legs...after one or two he'd have some serious, probably fatal, indigestion.
Wolfman - How can you have Frankenstein and Dracula but not Wolfman? That's incomplete.
Mummy - See above. Seriously, why do people do like that? Universal
Horror Monsters and you leave out the other two...do you know often people don't complete the set? It's annoying. They do the same on Halloween when they are showing horror movies.
The Thing - Kurt Russell and Chiles, perhaps the two baddest mofos to ever live, had to kill themselves just to stop it...and they didn't kill it either.
Selene from Underworld - Say what you want, but she whacked everybody that crossed her without much effort at all, including some Vamps a great deal more powerful than she was. She'd take Dracula out at the least without breaking a sweat.
No Zombies? They're the dominant horror monster now, and therefore should have been included.
Last edited by whottt; 02-14-2009 at 05:16 AM.
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