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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    Who here has a yearly physical or examination performed on themselves on a regular basis?

    I'm 44 so I need to get my ass examined and have a physical this year.
    I've tried asking my wife for a hand when performing my self examination. Testicular cancer is no laughing matter.

    I'm pushing the wife to go get a pap and breast examination done.

    Just wondering if anybody watches their health or only go to the doctor when they are on their death beds.

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    Who is this guy, again? travis2's Avatar
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    Yeah, I go...when I had an active pilot license and was riding in AF aircraft, I was required to get a physical every year. Including the *snap*...*shudder*...glove test.

    My current employer has a pretty good health plan and checkups are encouraged...so I go every year now as well.

    Unfortunately it still includes the *snap*...*shudder*...glove test...

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    The Golden Goal GoldToe's Avatar
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    I think many don't go to the doctor because they are scared of what they'll be told. But I think that is a big mistake.
    Today an early diagnosis of many cancers and diseases can be the difference between life and death.

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    One for the Thumb
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    Go once a year, every year, started that back when I hit 30. I figure if something is wrong, better to know than to not know and have an even bigger health problem to deal with.

    respect the 'fro

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    I go. I especially enjoy the sigmoidoscopy.
    Last edited by tlongII; 03-14-2005 at 05:14 PM.

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    mooooon riiiivvvverrrrr

    thank you doc,

    you serve time?

    Breath easy

    breath easy.


    If anyone guesses where that is quoted from you deserve 10 VBookie points.

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    fletch dude. using the whole fist doc?

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    My juices are flowing! JackLalanne's Avatar
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    "Daily exercise is great preventive medicine and a
    nice tall glass of juice doesn't hurt either. "

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    The Golden Goal GoldToe's Avatar
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    Preventive medicine is a good thing, that's why I use tough actin' Tinactin.

    Keeps the fungi from getting bad.

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    when he's feelin you out Joe, be sure NOT to ask for a 2nd opinion....


    i don't have to worry bout this til bouts 40 right?

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    Joe, how old is your wife? Because now they don't do mammograms until you're 40 (they used start doing them at 35). She doesn't look old enough for one, although Duff may disagree...

    I go every year for the womanly stuff. I had a complete physical about 3 years ago.

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    Give Peace a Chance....Imagine? ZStomp's Avatar
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    When I went to have the *snap*...*shudder*...glove test.....


    The Doc put one hand on me left shoulder...and then I braced for it....but something odd happened. His other hand came over my right shoulder then I felt the insertion.

    Is that normal?

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    Give Peace a Chance....Imagine? ZStomp's Avatar
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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    did he still charge you?

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    Give Peace a Chance....Imagine? ZStomp's Avatar
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    did he still charge you?

    The price wasn't as bad as I thought.

    The insurance didn't cover it for some reason.

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    Who is this guy, again? travis2's Avatar
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    When I went to have the *snap*...*shudder*...glove test.....


    The Doc put one hand on me left shoulder...and then I braced for it....but something odd happened. His other hand came over my right shoulder then I felt the insertion.

    Is that normal?


    ewwwwwwwwwwwww...*shudder*

    Bad image! Out of my head!

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    "your gonna feel a little pressure"


    man, i went to the urologist last year, and he put on a glove and freaked me out.....luckily it was only a ball check, but the mfkr didn't let me know that....i was like "uh...wait a sec doc, your not gonna do what i think your gonna do..."

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    Who is this guy, again? travis2's Avatar
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    "your gonna feel a little pressure"


    man, i went to the urologist last year, and he put on a glove and freaked me out.....luckily it was only a ball check, but the mfkr didn't let me know that....i was like "uh...wait a sec doc, your not gonna do what i think your gonna do..."
    When you see him reach for the KY, ruuuuuuuuuun....


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    you damn straight men are the biggest sissies i've ever seen - so scared of a little finger up your ass

    well if you don't it checked - you may NOT be able to get it UP one day

    which would you pick???

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    did you just ask if we choose viagra or a finger up the arse?












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    some insurance plans don't cover viagra - have you priced it lately?

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    The price wasn't as bad as I thought.

    The insurance didn't cover it for some reason.

    Z, i know the story was a Joke, but did you actually have that exam. My doctor told me it wasn't neccessary till after 40.

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    Give Peace a Chance....Imagine? ZStomp's Avatar
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    Z, i know the story was a Joke, but did you actually have that exam. My doctor told me it wasn't neccessary till after 40.

    It's no Joke Juanito!!

    I was violated!

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    The Sean Marks Dance Duff McCartney's Avatar
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    I won't go to the doctor until I'm old...but I don't plan to live that long.

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    afraid of looking older duffman?

    you gotta hold on long enough for the finger in the arse....i hear it's the man.....

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