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From popularmechanic.com:
March 24, 2009
With two champagne flutes full of blueberry beer, we were ready to start spilling. We tested the popular Shamwow against rival rag Zorbeez to determine the superior soaker. Duke, the dog, assisted in the cleaning—lapping it up rag-free.
After the deluge, we indeed said “wow” as the Shamwow easily triumphed over the Zorbeez. A full champagne flute required three paper towels to clean. Unlike the synthetic rags, the paper towels emitted no foul odors during the experiment.
Shamwow vs. Zorbeez: Which works Better? As Seen On TV Lab Test
The Claim:
In a radio interview on Feb. 10, 2009, infomercial superstar Billy Mays claimed that the popular Shamwow has trod on the turf of Zorbeez, a super-absorbent towel he promoted in a separate infomercial about two years prior.
Zorbeez is the most absorbent towel in the world, Mays said in the interview. Vince, host of the Shamwow ad, has now "unleashed and woken up the sleeping giant," Mays said, suggesting the two settle the score via a "pitch-off." Mays predicted the outcome: "Shampow!"
Mays said Vince tried apologizing over e-mail, to which he replied, apology not accepted. "Don't knock Billy Mays off," Mays said. "Don't take my products. I take it personally. And I'm gonna take 'em back." He added, "Zorbeez was mine."
"Billy Mays doesn't take this," Mays said. "I am the ultimate pitchman."
In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"
The Test:
We put the rival rags head-to-head in a spill test of some blueberry beer we had lying around. We also soaked snow puddles and clocked drying times.
The Verdict:
Shamwow, by a mile.
The Details:
Immediately out of the package, the burnt-orange Zorbeez looked a bit listless compared to the vibrant Shamwow. It had probably been sitting on a shelf a bit longer—it is a few years past its infomercial prime—but even so, its fleecy surface sparkled like fiberglass insulation.
After the first champagne flute tipped, though, it became clear that the Zorbeez was outgunned on this one. The Shamwow soaked three paper towels' worth of blueberry beer on a single swipe, but the Zorbeez pushed the liquid off the edge of the table. We sopped and wiped with both sides of the Zorbeez, but a single stroke of the Shamwow chugged the beer with fratboyish speed. We threw each rag into two deck chairs wet with puddles of melted snow—the Zorbeez sloshed some out on the ground while the Shamwow sucked it up as if with a straw. Disclosure: we actually caught ourselves whispering "wow" while the Shamwow worked—and as our earlier tests proved, that's no guarantee.
The Zorbeez measures 19-1/4 x 27-1/4 inches. The Shamwow, at 19 x 23 inches, soaks more despite its smaller size. A cold-water rinse of the beer-soaked rags caused heavy saturation of the Zorbeez, but the Shamwow sprung back after wringing and seemed to have already shed most of the moisture. Dry times in the sun proved otherwise—after 5 hours in cool air, the Zorbeez had become dryer than the damp Shamwow, though neither clammy rag felt ready for storage. After one use, the Zorbeez began shedding fibrous blonde tufts, while the Shamwow retained its rubbery integrity. Both products smelled awful.
The Bottom Line:
If you have reusable cloth rags (and a roll of paper towels for backup), then neither product is necessary.
But we have a proper duel on our hands, and somebody's got to get "Shampowed." PM crowns Vince the new king of the rag ads. Sorry, Billy, but to the victor go the spills. —Harry Sawyers
I was just about to post this.
Hahahaha, Billy Mays got owned.
Suck it, Mays.
Is Billy Mays related to Rickey Henderson?
Man, it looks like Billie Mays got teabagged by Vince . . .
Vince: You're gonna love my nuts.
I'd still wipe the floor with his ass and I could do it all damn day.
Wtf blueberry beer??
That's what I thought at first, and then I wondered who drinks beer out of champagne flutes? Who drinks ANYTHING out of flutes?Wtf blueberry beer??
And I just saw Shamwow's on sale at WalMart for $2.88. How the mighty have fallen...
Here's the interview with Billy Mays talking about Vince from Shamwow. The guy has mad game as a smack talker. Good stuff.
Vince's nuts are way better.
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