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Heres another good one.
http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post...aigslist-style
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My girlfriend has been going on and on for months about how super impressed she is with her super smart, handsome, rich, ivy league educated married boss. Whatever. It did not matter until she told me they ed in Las Vegas last month during a business trip. Her digital camera also had 30 or so shots of them naked in the hotel room in various sex acts appearing very drunk and happy. I found the disc last week and she admitted what happened. I told her the relationship is over and kicked her ass out. I own the house which we have lived in for a bit over a year. I told her to pick up her today. Over the weekend I fowarded the pics to her boss, his wife(after I told her what happened over the phone), and her boss's boss. Well...Everyone who got the pics ain't too happy. My now ex girlfriend's boss called me on Sunday and told me I ruined his marriage, job, and life and he said he was going to sue me after he beat the out of me and gouged out my eyes. Then he started to cry over the phone. I laughed and told him he can come over my house any time he likes. I had a cop friend of mine call him back and scare the out of him regarding the threating phone calls. He left 3 threatening messages on my machine before I picked up. My ex took the day off from work today to pick up her . Well...she loves clothes and shoes. Lots of good names too like Chanel, Guccci, Versace, etc.. All her good stuff I took to an uppper class consignment store so I can make a little cash and every other piece of her clothing from underwear to gym clothes were burned in a beautiful bonfire fueled with gasoline last night. I gave her back all her other stuff but not ONE stich of clothing. For numbers....60 or so pairs of shoes and the designer duds....40 or so dresses/suits. When she asked for her clothes this morning I pointed to the remains of my bonfire. I thought she had a heart attack. I told her. To get the off my property and never speak to me again. I also told her if she or her boss decide to seek revenge on me her digital pics from Vegas as well as the 10 or so homemade porn films we personally made together could accidentally end up at her parents house or get splahed all over the internet. She left numb. I feel much better now than I did last Friday. My friends by the way always told me they thought she was a condesending . They were right. I guess I just was use to the great sex. Now time to move on. I already have a date for Fri. with a hottie from my gym. She looks like Daisy Fuentes but with bigger s. I will still watch my back for a while but if they try anything. I will be ready. Thanks for letting me rant. It has been a ty 5 days.
Heres another good one.
http://craigslisting.tumblr.com/post...aigslist-style
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Moral of the story ... ?
sorry to hear about all of this but sounds like you win.
dident you post on here some time back you guys were getting married?
Moar?
dont think this is about heath dude
its someone else....
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I'm always torn on this sort of thing. On the one hand, I think it's kind of funny. But on the other, I just really don't get the revenge thing. At all. And I never have. Ugly breakups after short relationships don't seem worthy of revenge, and I'd have a hard time acting like that much of a jerk to someone I'd spent a significant part of my life with.
it's that whole fine line thing.
Wow. See, men are just as crazy as women.
OOOOO if it wasn't for that smiley....Wow. See, men are just as crazy as women.
That is stupid revenge. I don't even know if it's classified as revenge considering he'll end up having to pay thousands in civil judgments. With access to the pix, he could have been much more successful.
I guess the moral of the story is, don't take pics of you fooling around with a married person?
Yeah, I don't get the burning of clothing. It's just unnecessary.
Sending the video to her parents would have likely been more entertaining.
Disclaimer: I would never do any of this stuff. Either because I don't have the stones, or because I couldn't do that to someone. Meh.
Ummm
How old are you?
Just a question ...
Hahahaha . . . the burning of the clothes and showing them to her was ing awesome.
I would just her sister or something like that.
Burning her clothes was a power move.
I'd have waited until she showed up before I struck a match and torched the .
You'd anything wouldn't you?
Good stuff...Watch out you don't get shot.
That looks sexxxy . . . what with the grain and varnish.
"if you a married guy in a hotel, don't leave pictures for your boyfriend to find."
I thought he went a *tad* over the deep end, though.
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