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The bashing of certain things is something I'll never understand...among those are...
Microsoft
Wal-Mart
American Eagle
Abercrombie
But Wal-mart is the main one I just simply don't understand.
Walmart Wine
Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine",said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand.
The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine:
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red
meat(Squirrel).
The bashing of certain things is something I'll never understand...among those are...
Microsoft
Wal-Mart
American Eagle
Abercrombie
But Wal-mart is the main one I just simply don't understand.
Hows about "Wally-Wine" since its the house brand of "Wally-World"
That's hilarious.
Speaking of Wal-marts..have any of you ever ventured to a wal-mart in the wee hours, after midnight? I've had to buy diapers in those wee hours on a few occasions, and let's just say that if you think the Wal Mart 'day' crowd is bad...dude, you ain't seen nothin.
Regarding Microsoft and WM...it happens to everyone/thing on top... i didn't know people bashed AE or abercrombie...
Its a joke Duff. relax.
I have been there at that time Neo....went once at 3a to get my wife some cold medicine....spooky.
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