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    I am that guy RandomGuy's Avatar
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    NEWARK, Ohio – Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool.

    Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.

    Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.

    Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial

    Click here to see a picture. Frakking awesome. Dude should get a Nobel science prize, not a DUI...

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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    Too cool, I want one!!!

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    I wonder if they gave him a ticket for riding an illegal vehicle on public streets....

    either that or a ticket for not having a current inspection sticker

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Very resourceful. Must have been terribly noisy though, if it was made from a lawn mower.

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    Live by what you Speak. DarkReign's Avatar
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    Do you really want to go 38mph on that thing?

    No thanks.

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    he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.
    He must have had beer goggles on when looking at the non-existent speedometer. No way that thing can go over 10 mph.

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    JekkaIsGoddess Jekka's Avatar
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    That is awesome. They should do city tours on those instead of Segways, although is sounds like you still need the geeky-looking helmet.

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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    That is awesome. They should do city tours on those instead of Segways, although is sounds like you still need the geeky-looking helmet.
    Have you taken a ride on a Segway yet? I've seen them around the downtown area.

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    PELICANS!!! BRHornet45's Avatar
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    sons this was just MannyisGod cruising around. it even had a "honk if you love Obama" sticker on the back.

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    Since 1992 Brutalis's Avatar
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    Either dude is really country, or just likes tinkering with .

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    Your point is? SpursStalker's Avatar
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    Either dude is really country, or just likes tinkering with .
    I hear a you're a redneck joke coming ...


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    Awsume.

    I rememeber when I crashed my head against a stationary bar stool when I was drunk.

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