Stupid jokes I got in email

[Slydragon]

Why Men have better friends

Friendship between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night.

The next morning she told her
husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.

The man called his
wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.



Friendship between Men:

A man didn't come home one night.

The next morning he told his wife
that he had slept over at a friend's house.

The woman called her
husband's 10 best friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept
over, and two said that he was still there.

[Slydragon]

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the
Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object,
only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?'

The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
They are only $5..'

The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie.
I need water!
I should kill you, but I must find water first!'


'OK,' said the old Jewish man,
'it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me.
I will show you that I am bigger than that.
If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles,
you will find a lovely restaurant.
It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.'

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.
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'Your f****ng brother won't let me in without a tie!'

[E20]

1st was funny.

2nd was funny, but the first line was kinda stupid.

[angel_luv]

I liked the second one.