Mark Cuban will jump into San Antonio Riverwalk River!!!

[csr3159]

I just heard on the ticket, Mark cuban stated if Mavericks do not win the series againt spurs, he will jump into S.A. Riverwalk River.

[samikeyp]

The Mavs losing the series is no reason to endanger his health.

[xtremesteven33]

He better bathe in tomato sauce afterwards

[Manu on Fire]

Already been done.

[Manufan909]

Can't wait to see that, the river got any really deep parts people can advise him to jump into?

[DPG21920]

Mark Cuban's Riverwalk evaluation system he designed has the San Antonio Riverwalk as the #2 riverwalk in the world.

[Bartleby]

I guess we should get it ready for him then

[DPG21920]

Or he could just build his riverwalk jumping team around Dirk and he would never make it.

[DDS4]

Up the ante.

Make him wear a Borat banana hammock before jumping in.

[phyzik]

dammit, all that time cleaning it up will be wasted if he jumps in and pollutes it!

[Jimcs50]

The Mavs losing the series is no reason to endanger his health.

I think Mark should wait til the Championship River Parade and then wait for Pop's boat to approach , then he needs to jump in front of it, and let it run over him so he can end his suffering.

[baseline bum]

He should drink a gallon of Riverwalk water if the Spurs win.

[Bigzax]

let Avery push him in...

[coyotes_geek]

The river is dirty enough as it is.

[Morg1411]

Up the ante.

Make him wear a Borat banana hammock before jumping in.

That was unnecessary. Now it'll take me forever to get that horrifying image out of my mind.

[SpursWoman]

The river is dirty enough as it is.

[Chris]

Hey Mark! Don't forget your floaties!

[xellos88330]

Well, if he does jump in if the Spurs win the series, I might have a bit of respect for the man.

[Brutalis]

Hey Mark! Don't forget your floaties!

I think cement galoshes would work better.

[Thompson]

I guess we should get it ready for him then

Anybody have a few hundred piranhas?

[SA210]

He got mad cuz I called him "Mr. Cuban" on Twitter

I hate when people call me Mr. Cuban. My name is Mark. My dad is Mr. Cuban ! #fb about 2 hours ago from web

ammo!

[Trimble87]

so the mavs will have 'gone fishin' right around the time that cuban will have 'gone swimmin'.

[BlackSwordsMan]

this is losing his sanity

[stéphane]

What's the point of making a dirty river even more dirty?

[NRHector]

The Mavs losing the series is no reason to endanger his health.

actually to endanger the riverwalk or the environment with his nasty ass