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    Pet store owner: Satan's image on turtle's s


    MICHIGANTOWN, Indiana (AP) -- An Indiana pet store owner says he sees the image of Satan on the s of a turtle that was the only survivor of a store fire in October.

    The palm-sized red-eared slider turtle, named Lucky, was the only animal to survive the fire at Dora's A-Dora-ble Pet Shop in nearby Frankfort, about 40 miles northwest of Indianapolis.

    Owner Bryan Dora now says he sees Satan's face on the critter's s . He can spot lips, eyes, a goatee, shoulders and a pair of pointy horns on Lucky's back.

    "The marking on the s was like the devil wanted us to know he was down there," Bryan Dora said. "To me, it's too coincidental that the only thing to come out unscathed would have this image on it."

    The image was not visible before the fire and Dora speculates the intense heat might have caused the s 's color to change. The turtle is healthy and there was no change in its behavior, he said.

    The cause of fire that destroyed nine businesses or offices in the 1912 building in downtown Frankfort has not been determined.

    "Turtles can hold their breath quite awhile," Dora said. "He may have taken one breath just before and held it through the fire. Except that the fire went on and on for hours."

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    Somebody's spending too much time with turtles and not enough time with people.

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    !!!!!! That's great!

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    I wonder Lucky will end up on Ebay.

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    I wonder if this explains why every squirrel I see looks like satan?

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    Squirrels are Satan. They eat all my plants. And they tease my dog.

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    Squirels are greatness. Especially if you have a pelt gun. :x

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    All I see is Turle soup.

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    Squirels are greatness. Especially if you have a pelt gun. :x
    Don't tell me that you enjoy squirrel hunting too?

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    you sick s....




    satan looks like a donkey?

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    No, no.. that turtle's a Bulls fan...


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    It looks like mooby from the movie dogma.

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    Dude, as a kid, my pellet gun was my best friend. PETA hates kids who were like me.

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    I don't see anything.

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    Dude, as a kid, my pellet gun was my best friend. PETA hates kids who were like me.
    Funny...I remember playing happily on my swing and looking up towards my brother's window and seeing a BB gun pointed at me.

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    Dude, as a kid, my pellet gun was my best friend. PETA hates kids who were like me.
    I think I need to introduce you to the modern age of hunting squirrels around your house.



    http://www.gamo-airguns.com/air-rifl...int-hunter.htm

    The plain simple one is also great and a lot cheaper.

    http://www.gamo-airguns.com/air-rifl...int-hunter.htm

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    I think the guy holding the turtle is flipping us off behind the turle's s !!!


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    I think the guy holding the turtle is flipping us off behind the turle's s !!!

    Well...Satan made him do it.



    Duh.


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    Damn Chris.

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